我什么样的家长会都喜欢参加，俩娃给挣足了面子，对比之下，当年的我实在很对不起爹和娘。 

昨晚是篮球队的家长会，有点儿心虚，怕听不懂。主教练主持会议: 70多人参加TRY OUT，最后决定队员名单是件很残酷的事，能入队的绝对是最好的，没有掺杂任何其他因素（我心里已经开始美了。。。） 

“但是，”，教练一声干脆的“BUT”又让人紧张起来，“THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS LIKE FAIR PLAY. THE FEE THAT ARE ASKED TO RUN THIS PROGRAM ARE NOT ASSOCIATED WITH PLAYING TIME. WE ARE TRYING TO BE A COMPETITIVE TEAM, THUS PLAYING IS EARNED AND THE COACHES HAVE THE ULTIMATE DECISION WHO THEY WANT AND WHEN THEY WANT DURING GAMES OR PRACTICES.” 咝~~~这些话很有针对性啊，难道他知道我曾经为儿子不能上场而起过腻？ 

然后是队纪队容要求，1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9。。。。。。 

然后写支票：餐饮60,赞助65，鞋子有3种耐克，一咬牙NIKE HYPERDUNK吧，好在JERSEY不用买，但要买SHOOTING SHIRT，SWEAT PANTS,没听说过啊这是啥时候穿的？还没弄明白呢95刀又出去了。 

最后是义工报名，有4个工种，CONCESSION STAND，ADMISSION GATE，GAME CLOCK AND GAME BOOK。我申请了GAME CLOCK AND GAME BOOK，表示虽然我对篮球一窍不通，但我有在游泳池掐秒表的工作经验又是个QUICK LEARNER。。。

简历很快被驳回，“YOU PROBABLY NEED SOME KNOWLEDGE OF BASKETBALL FOR THESE POSITION.THE BOOK IS WHERE YOU KEEP ALL THE STATS FOR THE GAME，FOULS, POINTS, TIME OUTS, ETC.....IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT IT CAN BE DIFFICULT. SAME WITH CLOCK. YOU KIND OF NEED TO KNOW WHEN TO START AND STOP CLOCK, LIST POINTS, FOULS, ETC....” 

打击有点儿大，不过很快得到安慰“当然我们很需要你，还有两种工作你肯定能胜任。”还有的是CONCESSION STAND和ADMISSION GATE，摆摊儿比较婆妈，我申请当看门老大爷，我管这叫掌门人。 

准备上岗！