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扎克伯格捐450亿? 爪四哥捐1000亿! 2015-12-03 04:04:40

听到扎克伯格喜得贵女,并宣布将陆续捐出450亿美元造福地球村的消息,俺深受鼓舞,激动地跟爪四嫂说:咱们也要学习雷锋,噢不,学习扎克伯格好榜样,再给我生个女儿吧!然后我也向全世界宣布捐出450亿!

爪四嫂白了我一眼说:想得美!已经给你生两个啦!都这年纪,哪那么容易生啊...嘿!坏东西,我看你要老三是假,想占便宜是真!

我听后狠很生气,一生气就口吃,拍着胸大肌发誓说:你老公心无..无..无..无邪念,就想造福全人类!既使不生老三,也要捐450亿,噢不,捐1000亿

爪四嫂大笑:哈哈,还是有邪念不是!但你若真能捐1000亿,我就给你生老三. 

我大喜若狂! 于是潇洒地从兜里掏出一张钞票甩在桌上,骄傲地说:借习大大访问津巴布韦的东风,俺刚刚花了1美元从淘宝网上淘到了这张津巴布韦钞票,看仔细喽,1000亿,如假包换!

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走吧,跟老公上楼生老三去,欧耶!

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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 17:10:07
@kcho1348:哈哈,欢迎来爪店串门儿. 俺把您重复发的那三个删掉了. 嘿嘿,就是这个理儿,让犹太人做善事?比让他们相信耶稣还难...
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 17:05:37
@雪草:两记?雪草曰记-1 and 雪草日记-2 ?好说!
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作者:kcho1348 留言时间:2015-12-03 13:50:07
Bloomberg explains, setting up the organization as an LLC allows it to spend money on lobbying, earn money to reinvest in the organization, do joint ventures with fewer restrictions, and lets them give Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, is a corporation — an LLC — rather than a nonprofit charity. At any money at a pace they determine................

Gawker pointed out that Zuckerberg's donation is going toward furthering the things that he thinks would help the world, which are not necessarily the things that other people think would help the world..................

No matter how good their intentions, the net result of most such efforts has typically been neutral at best, and can sometimes be deeply destructive. The most valuable path may well be to simply pay taxes, invest this enormous pool of resources in the people and institutions that are already doing this work (including, yes, public institutions funded by tax dollars)........................

By donating 99% of his share of Facebook A shares, he can spend 100% of this money. He still control the company, he has many other investments too.....................

If he does not donate this money, he would have to pay 50% inheritance tax and 40% income tax. By donating his money, he can spend 100% of his foundation’s money any way he likes. So, who is going to pay the taxes to government? 50 cents of every dollar this government spent are printed already.......................

Just like Bill Gates, his father, his uncle, many member of his family work for Bill’s foundation, for example: Bill Gates went to China to see 2008 Olympic games in Beijing, he used private jet , rent the whole floor next to the Olympic stadium at $1 per square feet per day. Many Chinese officials invited him for dinner.................... I was there and published in newspaper articles.........................

This is a crime!!!!!
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作者:雪山下的绛珠草 留言时间:2015-12-03 12:16:31
就凭你这句,请爪四嫂再赏两记,哈哈哈
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 11:42:15
@纽约何哲:哈哈,稀客临门, 欢迎欢迎. 估计习总这次出访津巴布韦,能彻底解决中国擦屁股纸收费问题. 今后全国厕所全都提供免费的津巴布韦纸币啦😅
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 11:35:29
@秋念II: 哈哈,应该是4哥大骗子 I,秋念 II 😋
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 11:33:22
@闲人:哈哈,这么多好东西捐给谁涅?欧洲白人的生育率太低,捐给她们吧. 宁可让欧洲闲人化,也不能穆斯林化😊😎
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作者:纽约何哲 留言时间:2015-12-03 11:15:15
还真是1000亿元。按1元擦一次屁股,够全世界74亿人擦半个月。
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作者:秋念11 留言时间:2015-12-03 10:40:18
4哥#1大骗子,老美#2
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作者:溪谷闲人 留言时间:2015-12-03 10:37:56
1000亿算老几涅?我可以捐十倍百倍以上,不过是精子。
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:41:43
@雪草:哈哈,爪四哥每天早上说的都是可笑的话,吃的药是中草药,叫雪草😎
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:38:20
@摩诃:哈哈,俺文章中省略的部分您是咋发现滴涅?
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作者:雪山下的绛珠草 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:17:54
每天清早查查爪哥说了啥话,吃了啥药,然后哈哈去上班
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:15:08
@阿立:哈哈,这是花千骨里面的台词不?
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:13:48
@公孙明:哈哈,公孙先生说得对!犹太人富可敌国,但肥水不流外人田的. 美国的税法与各种基金东东都是为犹太人量身订制,保证他们最大限度地少交稅,家财代代传!象Warren Buffet, 年终交的稅竟比他前台的秘书少,象Bloomburg,年终交税竟比我一在bloomburg 做低级manager 的老中少!犹太人自私,贪得无厌的本性是在他们的gene里的,那是改不掉的.
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作者:爪四哥 留言时间:2015-12-03 09:04:18
@绿岛阳光:哈哈,俺木有那么傻,想使激将法,让俺说出脸上贴着一千亿,跪一夜搓板儿的真相?沒门儿!
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作者:摩诃笨蛋 留言时间:2015-12-03 06:50:24
四哥说: 不生老三养小三也行。

发觉说走嘴了,晚了。第二天没饭吃。
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作者:杭州阿立 留言时间:2015-12-03 05:00:58
早上醒来,“镇”就看“粥文”。爪爱青所奏极妙。传达到县团级,照此办理。青瓷!
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作者:公孙明 留言时间:2015-12-03 04:56:41
在美国花千把块钱就可以设立一个家庭慈善基金财团法人,无非是逃税的把戏!连到处旅游的花费都可以用基金会开董事会(你一家人)的名义免税报销,公孙明的许多朋友都乐此不疲!

Gates,Buffett 等从慈善基金里取九牛之一毛真正捐出,其余都逃税去(包括死后占总额1/2的遗产税)了,数目是天文数字。

不知道中国人(尤其是在国内)在给他们起哄什么?源于无知与崇洋也!
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作者:绿岛阳光 留言时间:2015-12-03 04:23:38
哈哈哈,无图无真相,也秀一下老三/小三的照片?
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