New Year Message

2012 almost behind, it is time to reflect the highlights of the year.

 Having survived vicious online fights elsewhere, I walked into this website as a veteran wrestler, knowing all floor tricks to take down the enemies, headlocks, chokeholds, takedowns and many more. After simple warming up by arm stretching, ankle twisting and toe touching, I jumped into the ring, staring eye-to-eye at the opponents and exchanging courtesy by glove touching. Gong beaten, fights began, no time to check what was between opponents’ legs, only to look for what was on their shoulders. Uppercuts or lightening jabs exchanged and injuries inflicted. Girly tears seen, hysterical screaming heard and immiseration achieved, Hallelujah! Scoring is the audience’s job, I only care who drops the mouth-guards first. You would be a gigabyte moron to show the slightest mercy because your opponents would not return the favor. That is the essence of the sport, abrasions and lacerations are the make-up of the sport and the ultimate exuberance is to see your enemies losing their sanity.  Championship belt goes to those who remain standing in the end.

 One lesson learned for the year: Keep an eye on the referees; they join in the fight occasionally.  I lost a round in the blink of an eye for that.  

New year is coming and so are my resolutions:

Proper warnings to my opponents: more tricks will be brought onto the floor: head-drops, head-stumping, high-spots, kick-outs and lumberjacks, no holds barred, no prisoners taken!

Age or sex discrimination illegal, men and women over 18 years old will be abused equally.    

Be sadistic and chastising, every punch will be more harming, more painful and hopefully lethal.

Suicidal signs will be encouraged and assisted if needed. Obituaries will be quickly announced and eulogy will be sentimentally written but resurrection not welcomed.

Can’t wait to get into 2013. 

Happy New Year, Friends and Foes!

新年獻詞 

2012年即將過去，一年的萬維歷程值得回顧。

在別的網站經歷過廝殺的錘鍊之後，本人去年來到萬維，隨身帶來的有摔跤的十八般武藝。 擒頭，掐脖子，扳倒等等。伸腿，展臂，活動踝關節，簡單預熱之後跳進比賽場，雖和對手怒目對視，卻不忘輕觸手套致意，然後直接開打。沒有注意過對手兩腿之間是否有物，只注意對手兩肩上的頭顱。下勾拳，快速直拳連續不斷，目的就是彼此傷害。很快就看見了小姑娘似可憐兮兮的眼淚，聽見了歇斯底里般的叫喊， 傷害造成了，哈里路亞，過癮！

打分是觀眾的事，本人只在乎誰的牙托先掉在地上。任何一點憐憫都是超級愚蠢的表現，對手不會珍惜。這就是這項運動的迷人之處，擦傷和撕裂傷是這項運動的化妝術。冠軍腰帶歸屬於最終還能站立的選手，最高的榮耀是能把對手逼瘋。

本人在過去的一年也有挫敗的教訓： 在萬維，你得始終有一隻眼睛盯着裁判，他們有時會加入戰鬥。本人就因此輸掉一局。

以下是本人的新年規劃：

敬告所有對手：將會運用更多的摔跤技巧，摔頭，踏頭，繩跳， 踢術，圍堵。不受限，不受降。

不搞性別年齡歧視，只要十八歲以上，虐待時一視同仁。

 把歡樂建立在他人的痛苦之上，一招一式都以傷人為目的，能致命更好。

 任何自殺傾向都會受到鼓勵，需要協助儘管開口， 卜告會及時公布，悼詞也會盡善盡美，來生再世不受歡迎。

 祝所有的友人和敵人： 新年快樂！