听国母说，她要在米雪儿访华时给她献上一首锅。俺于是就给米雪儿推荐了国母的这首《江山》。 建议国母唱锅的时候，也别忘了您那身将军服。俺猜想，就算米雪儿不会因羞愧而自杀，也会跟奥巴马闹离婚的。俺愿意自带干粮给米雪儿当翻译。
打天下坐江山
Through a ferocious fighting, we, the CCP, conquered the River-Mountain,
一心为了老百姓的苦乐酸甜
we mean the fucking common people.
谋幸福送温暖
We then put shoes on their feet, with sizes fit or not,
日夜不忘老百姓康宁团圆
and pretend to take care of them 24 hours a day.
老百姓是地老百姓是天
People without power are both Hell and Heaven,
老百姓是共产党永远的挂念
therefore, we must keep an close eye on them.
老百姓是山老百姓是海
Sure as hell, the common people are mountains and rivers,
老百姓是共产党生命的源泉
sure as heaven, they are our ultimate feeders.
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