（严肃的搞笑版）--- 我是 “希拉里派来的”

请假条----暂别网友！

尊敬的各位圈友:

鉴于2008 美国总统大选还有一个多月就要开始了。在我无比尊敬的希拉里参议员动之以情，晓之以理的强烈建议下，我现在又要开始为民主党的候选人奥巴马同志助选了，同时还要兼顾为我们尊重的父母官国会议员蓝普森助选。我在搜狐圈子逍遥的日子暂时要告一段落。

2008年是中国的灾难之年，冰灾，藏独，列车相撞，汶川地震，到毒奶粉，灾害连连， 中国人民怨声载道，食品恐慌。但中国人民有着坚韧的精神，在共产党的英明领导下，克服困难，战胜灾害，并在危难中胜利举办了举世瞩目的奥运会，为我人民增光，令世界华裔扬眉吐气。

无独有偶，中国人民的战略伙伴美国今年也是天灾人祸不停，灾难连绵，从从无休无止，劳民伤财的伊拉克战争， 到次级贷款风暴，到房地产没收潮，从九月艾克飓风，到华尔街全面崩溃，美国人民也开始生活中水生火热之中，并在共和党领导下胜利走向第二次“大萧条”。

是可忍，孰不可忍，美国人民已经不能让共和党继续把持朝政。麦克恩爷爷作为越战老兵，虽然令人敬仰。但廉颇老矣，尚能饭否？你能想象敬爱的麦爷爷哪天突然不愿动弹，而把泱泱美国交到一个来自阿拉斯加小州的大美人佩林姐姐手里吗？

虽然我和我的战友们为希拉里同志奉献了所有的智慧和精力财力，并帮她赢了德州，完成了一个不可能的任务，红色德州是共和党的天下，但是我们把她变蓝了。虽然我们敬爱的希拉里同志为了顾全党的利益，为防党内分裂而主动退选，我们这些久经考验的忠诚的希拉里主义战士经历了三个多月的内心挣扎，和艰苦卓绝的思想斗争，现在终于看清了形势。

在前总统比尔克林顿同志的英明指引下，在希拉里同志的正确领导下，我们决定紧密跟着希姐走，团结在民主党中央的周围。非常感谢布什政府，在我们还在摇摆不定，不肯背叛对伟大卓越的希拉里同志的一片忠心之下，用华尔街风暴狠狠地推了我们一把，把我们震醒，使我们坚定了信心，跟着希姐走，不回头！希姐说向东，我们绝不向西，希姐说支持奥哥哥，我们绝不支持麦爷爷！

今天，本人和更多的“稀饭”们接到了我们的希姐征召,将要踏上支持奥哥哥的伟大征程。我们将走入选民中间，告诉大家我是“希拉里派来的”，来搞助选工作的。因此，丹奇在这里向所有热爱丹奇，丹奇挚爱的所有网友郑重请假一个半月，这段时间可能没有时间来看望大家，写贴回帖了。丹奇接到希拉里同志征召，准备把自己的全身心投入到这场艰苦卓绝的总统大选中去，将再一次举起“亚裔助选委员会的”帅旗，领着我的战友们为改变我们的命运而战，为改变美国而战。网友们，为我们呐喊吧，为我们欢呼吧！我们要保卫家园不被拍卖，保护工作不再失业，保卫美国不再萧条。我们头不可以断，血不需要流，只需要每一个公民手中的那张选票！为了我们的子孙后代不唾骂我们，为了他们明天不再为我们今天愚蠢的不作为承担可怕的后果，大家一起把民主党候选人奥巴马同志送入白宫吧！所有美国的华裔公民们，为了新美国，投下您神圣的一票吧！！！

亲爱的网友们，今天的暂别是为了明天的永聚，丹奇祝福大家这段时间幸福，安康，千万远离毒奶粉！大姐一定携胜利的消息凯旋，到时我们一起在圈子摆庆功酒，唱“祝酒歌”吧！

大伙如果想念丹奇，希望了解丹奇的助选经历，欢迎访问以下助选网站：

www.aaflc.com (为国会议员蓝普森助选，美国第一家中文助选网站，俺自己设计的)

www.aafhc.org (为希拉里总统候选人助选的中文网站，独此一家）

请假人:

丹奇

二零零八年九月二十二日晚上七点整

（附希拉里同志的征召信原件： 圈子如有美籍华裔，请积极参与成为“希拉里派来的”人）

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