事實勝於雄辯，歷史已經證明，中國早就超過美國了。而大陸廣大的革命群眾還在那裡七嘴八舌，有現成的實例不拿出來顯擺，去力爭高下。反而盡嚷嚷那些“厲害了，wdg”之類的空話。真急死老夫了，恨鐵不成鋼啊。

如果早點把上圖果斷拿出來，在“非死不可”（FaceBook）一轉發。乖乖，“畝產三萬六千九百多斤”，光這個標題就會把彪悍的美國西部牛仔嚇得非死不可了。這個王炸一出手，說不定孟晚舟早就獲釋了。

犯我強漢者，雖遠必誅。口誅筆伐的“誅”，要就不說，要說就一錘定音，一劍封喉。

據說，美國的白宮對平民百姓也有開放的時候。找個時間，本尊想去白宮發表演講。為了避免翻譯的誤傳，想用雙語演講，全文如下：

女士們，先生們，總統閣下：

我大中國，gdp全球第二已是不爭的事實。雖然貴國目前暫時是全球第一，但請不要哆哆逼人，不要夜郎自大。要知道，貴國的第一是我大中國讓給你的。就好像下象棋一樣，一方讓了車、馬、炮，另一方輕鬆贏了，那是勝之不武。

如貴國不服氣，請重新來過。請聯合國秘書長當裁判，貴國先進行文化大革命十年，同時知青上山下鄉十年，大學停止招生十年。生存條件對等後，再與我大中國比賽。奧委會計時計分，人均gdp和諾貝爾獲獎數量都計算成績。一賽定乾坤，如何？

Ladies and gentlemen, your Excellency, President:

I big China,It is an indisputable fact that gdp is the second place in the world.Although your country is currently the world's first for the time being, please don't be pushy, don't be arrogant.You know, the first thing of your country is what I big China gave up to you.Just like playing Chinese chess, one side to let the car, horse, gun, the other side to easily win, that is no victory.

If your country is not convinced, please come over again.The Secretary-General of the United Nations should be the judge. Your country should first carry out the ten years of the Cultural Revolution first. At the same time, the educated youth went to the countryside for ten years, and the university stopped recruiting students for ten years.After the living conditions are equal, and then with my big China competition.The Olympic Committee scored points, counting the number of gdp and Nobel winners.A game, how?

又據說，萬維英文高手雲集。為此，懇請各位老師幫忙審閱英文稿，給予批評指正。以期既能完整無誤地表達本人想要表達的意思，又能讓美國人民和總統先生都聽得懂。