事实胜于雄辩，历史已经证明，中国早就超过美国了。而大陆广大的革命群众还在那里七嘴八舌，有现成的实例不拿出来显摆，去力争高下。反而尽嚷嚷那些“厉害了，wdg”之类的空话。真急死老夫了，恨铁不成钢啊。

如果早点把上图果断拿出来，在“非死不可”（FaceBook）一转发。乖乖，“亩产三万六千九百多斤”，光这个标题就会把彪悍的美国西部牛仔吓得非死不可了。这个王炸一出手，说不定孟晚舟早就获释了。

犯我强汉者，虽远必诛。口诛笔伐的“诛”，要就不说，要说就一锤定音，一剑封喉。

据说，美国的白宫对平民百姓也有开放的时候。找个时间，本尊想去白宫发表演讲。为了避免翻译的误传，想用双语演讲，全文如下：

女士们，先生们，总统阁下：

我大中国，gdp全球第二已是不争的事实。虽然贵国目前暂时是全球第一，但请不要哆哆逼人，不要夜郎自大。要知道，贵国的第一是我大中国让给你的。就好像下象棋一样，一方让了车、马、炮，另一方轻松赢了，那是胜之不武。

如贵国不服气，请重新来过。请联合国秘书长当裁判，贵国先进行文化大革命十年，同时知青上山下乡十年，大学停止招生十年。生存条件对等后，再与我大中国比赛。奥委会计时计分，人均gdp和诺贝尔获奖数量都计算成绩。一赛定乾坤，如何？

Ladies and gentlemen, your Excellency, President:

I big China,It is an indisputable fact that gdp is the second place in the world.Although your country is currently the world's first for the time being, please don't be pushy, don't be arrogant.You know, the first thing of your country is what I big China gave up to you.Just like playing Chinese chess, one side to let the car, horse, gun, the other side to easily win, that is no victory.

If your country is not convinced, please come over again.The Secretary-General of the United Nations should be the judge. Your country should first carry out the ten years of the Cultural Revolution first. At the same time, the educated youth went to the countryside for ten years, and the university stopped recruiting students for ten years.After the living conditions are equal, and then with my big China competition.The Olympic Committee scored points, counting the number of gdp and Nobel winners.A game, how?

又据说，万维英文高手云集。为此，恳请各位老师帮忙审阅英文稿，给予批评指正。以期既能完整无误地表达本人想要表达的意思，又能让美国人民和总统先生都听得懂。