目錄 Catalog: 14.3-1 斬首行動 Decapitation Operation;14.3-2 寇特鶹鵂的哀傷 Coatlicue’s Grief; 14.3-3 世界末日 Doomsday;14.3-4 卡特莉來了 Tlaltecuhtli Is Here; 14.3-5 牛郎回來了 Cowboy Is Back;14.3-6 牛郎避免了為寇特鷚鵂殉葬的命運 Cowboy avoided the fate of being buried alive with Coatlicue

14.3-1 斬首行動 Decapitation Operation

墨西哥的傳說,左翼蜂鳥全副武裝地從寇特鶹鵂的子宮裡衝出來了。讀者當知特拉洛克是青松石王的靈魂轉世,這倆人的關係很特殊。名字是異生性的體現,此時的墨西哥的情緒還不穩定,所以沒有名字,還不到公開他身份的時候。另外,編者我分析,此時的寇特鶹鵂想從輕處理這件事,不想把事情弄大,所以她就說左翼蜂鳥殺了苦尤姬。全副武裝是說墨西哥是個多重性格的人,此時他變成了個兇狠邪惡的人,變成了死神,“被砸碎的臉”。“被砸碎的臉”是此時墨西哥作為死神的名字。寇特鶹鵂的子宮義為這座靈廟。

According to Mexican legend, Hummingbird of the Left burst out fully armed from the womb of Coatlicue. Readers should know that Tlaloc is the reincarnation of the soul of King Turquoise, and the relationship between the two is quite special. Name reflects Mutant Nature. Mexico's emotions are still unstable currently, so he has no name. It is not the time to reveal his identity yet. Additionally, editor I analyzes that at this point, Coatlicue wanted to handle the matter lightly and avoid escalating it, so she claimed that Hummingbird of the Left had killed Coyolxauhqui. “Fully armed” signifies that Mexico is a multi-personality individual, and at this moment, he has transformed into a ruthless and evil being, becoming the Death God, “Crushed Face”. The “Crushed Face” is Mexico's name as the Death God currently. The womb of Coatlicue means this spiritual temple.

苦尤姬對寇特鶹鵂說: “卡特莉不同意嫁給阿茲特蘭(即金童,墨西哥)。我找來了大部分金童,今天我們來選出誰應該成為特拉洛克和翠玉女,然後舉行為父王,青松石王,建造靈廟的儀式。”

“這個國家會垮掉的!?” 寇特鶹鵂憤怒地說。“被獻祭的500位兒童不知道自己已經被獻祭給特拉洛克了,而你泄露了秘密,告訴了他們每一位都是天選之人,有王位繼承權。這會分裂這個國家,你這是在公開地造反!?”

Coyolxauhqui said to Coatlicue, "Tlaltecuhtli did not agree to marry Aztlan (Gold Boy, Mexico). I have gathered most of the Gold Boys. Today we will choose who shall become Tlaloc and Chalchiuhtlicue and then perform a ceremony to build the temple for our father king, King Turquoise."

"This country will collapse!" Coatlicue said angrily. "The 500 children sacrificed earlier didn't know they were being sacrificed to Tlaloc, and you revealed the secret, telling them each one is chosen by God and had the right to inherit the throne. This will divide the country. Are you openly rebelling?!"

“被砸碎的臉” (即金童,特拉洛克)說: “如果民主選舉可以造出太陽(神),我何必辛勤工作七十餘年,還為這事死了!?”

苦尤姬大吃一驚,呵斥道:“你是誰?膽敢在這裡胡說!”

"Crushed Face" (aka. Gold Boy, Tlaloc) said, "If democratic elections could create Sun (god), why would I have toiled for over seventy years and died for this?"

Coyolxauhqui was shocked and shouted, "Who are you? How dare you speak nonsense here?"

“被砸碎的臉” 說: “我就是你父王的靈!” 他指着守靈的沙門們說,“他們都是我的守護者!”

苦尤姬回頭看,“被砸碎的臉”就砍掉了她的頭。然後他就開始跳舞,還“哼,哈”地發聲。很快,苦尤姬的屍體變成了許多碎塊(如圖14.3-3中墨西哥手中拿着的苦尤姬的雕像所示)。

"Crushed Face" said, "I am the spirit of your father-king!" He pointed at those spirits keepers standing guard, saying, "They are my keepers!"

Coyolxauhqui looked back, and "Crushed Face” chopped off her head. He then began to dance, making "hum, ha" sounds. Soon, Coyolxauhqui's body was broken into many pieces (as shown in the statue of Coyolxauhqui held by Mexico in Fig. 14.3-3).

苦尤姬的武士們在旁邊看明白了。這個人反持刀,做他自己的武術動作像是在做舞台表演,滑稽可笑。他的武術沒有自我防衛,但他出刀的速度快,快到了幾乎看不見。他出刀的角度都很低,從下向上砍,而且力量很大。殺他不難,但安全地返回很難,就相當於同歸於盡了。那些武士不願意為了已經輸掉的戰鬥而犧牲自己,就都快速離開了。

Coyolxauhqui's warriors, watching from the side, understood. The man, holding his sword backward, performed his martial arts moves like a stage performance, absurd and ridiculous. His martial arts lacked self-defence, but his sword movements were swift, almost imperceptible. He struck at a low angle, from below upward, with immense force. Killing him would be easy, but returning safely would be difficult; it would be a tactical death for both sides. Unwilling to sacrifice themselves for a battle already lost, the warriors quickly withdrew.

 “被砸碎的臉” 撿起了幾塊兒苦尤姬的屍體,追着去分發給那些明星,還大喊: “拿着你們的選票,去到青松石王的靈堂投票!” 那些明星們被嚇得四處奔逃。

屋裡正在觀戰的金剛武士和米格爾(Miguel)等人看見刺殺成功了,就都沖了出來,開始佯裝追擊。

"Crushed Face" picked up pieces of Coyolxauhqui's body and chased after them, distributing them to the stars, shouting, "Take your ballots and go to the King Turquoise's spiritual hall to vote!" Terrified, the stars fled in all directions.

Philosopher-Stone Law-Protectors, Miguel, and others who were watching the assassination inside saw the assassination was successful and rushed out, feigning pursuit.

14.3-2 寇特鶹鵂的哀傷 Coatlicue Grief

兩位女僕出來恭喜寇特鶹鵂說:“戰鬥結束了,勝利了!您回屋休息吧!”

寇特鶹鵂叨咕:“勝利了?那個跳舞的小丑是誰呀?”

Two maids came out to congratulate Coatlicue, saying, "The battle is over, victory! You can return to your room and rest!"

Coatlicue muttered, "Victory? Who is that dancing Joker?"

一位女僕回答:“他們說那是您的女婿,特拉洛克!他沒去您的老家,路上自己跑回來了!”

聽後,寇特鶹鵂逐漸地明白了,同意回到屋子裡了。忽然她看見了地上的苦尤姬的頭,過去就拿了起來,放聲大哭(如圖1)!

A maid replied, “They say it's your son-in-law, Tlaloc! He didn't go to your hometown but ran back on his own!”

After hearing this, Coatlicue gradually understood and agreed to return to the house. Suddenly, she saw Coyolxauhqui's head on the ground, picked it up, and burst into tears (as shown in Figure 1)!

過了一會兒,米格爾(Miguel)命令全員返回,恢復秩序。一位女僕過來對寇特鶹鵂說:“人們都在看着您,等着您回房間!”

寇特鶹鵂回答:“我從小養到大的教女死了,我還不得哭!” 過了一會兒,她又叨咕:“啊!都看見了,那就行了!” 說着,她把苦尤姬的頭遞給了女僕,轉身回屋了。

After a while, Miguel ordered everyone to return and restore order. A maid came over to Coatlicue and said, “Everyone is looking at you, waiting for you to go back to your room!”

Coatlicue replied, “My goddaughter, whom I raised from childhood, has died. How can I not cry?” After a moment, she muttered, “Ah! Everyone has seen it, so that's enough!” Saying this, she handed Coyolxauhqui's head to the maid and turned to go back inside.

14.3-3 世界末日 Doomsday

米格爾跟着寇特鶹鵂到處找牛郎。國王卡特莉的衛兵們知道後說:“科爾特斯(Cortes)逃跑了,牛郎帶着兩人去追他了。”

整個靈堂立刻變得肅靜了,人們都看着那些衛兵。那幾個衛兵感覺事情不對,領隊的衛兵就主動匯報:“米格爾司令員讓我們在靈堂頂瞭望,自己組織反衝鋒,襲擊敵人的作戰指揮部。我們剛登上這房子的屋頂,就看見苦尤姬被特拉洛克剁碎了。聖山保衛戰結束了。隨後,我們發現科爾特斯(Cortes)逃跑了。我們商量,‘抓捕科爾特斯(Cortes)是這次戰鬥的最後一個功勞。我們不追就沒機會了!’ 他們三人就去追了。我們沒想牛郎他們會逃跑。要不,我們去把他抓回來。”

Miguel followed Coatlicue in search of Cowboy. When King Tlaltecuhtli's guards learned of this, they said, "Cortes has escaped, and Cowboy has gone after him with two men."

The entire mourning hall immediately fell silent, and everyone looked at the guards. Sensing something was amiss, the leading guard took the initiative and reported, "Commander Miguel ordered us to keep watch from the roof of the spiritual hall while we organize counterattacks to the enemy's headquarters. As soon as we reached the rooftop, we saw Coyolxauhqui being chopped to pieces by Tlaloc. The defense of Coatepec was over. Then, we discovered Cortes had escaped. We decided, 'Capturing Cortes is the final achievement of this battle. If we don't chase, we'll have no chance!' So, the three of them went to chase. We didn't expect Cowboy and his men to escape. How about we just go and recapture him?"

米格爾回答:“你們先別去追,等我們作戰指揮部研究下一步的行動後再做決定!”

作戰指揮部研究了很長的時間,決定:“繼續執行前面制定好的作戰計劃。另外,收到情報,有刺客將要來。所有人以15至20人為單位圍成一個圈,相互觀望。不准許任何人單獨行動。所有人的任何行動,包括去廁所,必須以7至10人為單位。

Miguel replied: "Don't chase them yet. Wait until our combat command studies the next course of action before deciding!"

The combat command discussed the matter for a long time and decided, "Continue with the previously formulated battle plan. Also, we have received a report that assassins are approaching. Everyone must form a circle of 15 to 20 people and observe each other. No one is allowed to act alone. All actions, including going to the restroom, must be carried out in groups of 7 to 10."

夜幕降臨了,靈廟和城牆上燃起了很多火把。隨着城裡火把的燃起,城外響起了信炮,出現了許多軍隊,他們的旗幟人們從來沒見過,有的舉着青旗,有的舉着黃旗,有的舉着紅旗,還有的舉着白起,歡呼叫嚷着向城牆上看。緊接着,人們看見火堆在四處蔓延。幾個小時後,火的世界便蔓延的無邊無際,整個世界都燒起來了。很多人驚恐地叨咕:“看來,這就是人們所說的世界末日了,都是第一次見着!接下來會發生什麼事!?”

Night fell, and torches were lit in the holy temple and on the city walls. As the torches lit in the city, signal cannons blazed outside, and numerous armies appeared. Their banners were unlike anything anyone had ever seen, some held turquoise, some yellow, some red, and even some white. They cheered and shouted, looking toward the city walls. Then, people saw the fire spreading. After a few hours, the world of fire spread endlessly, the entire world ablaze. Many people muttered in fear, "This seems like the end of the world they talk about, and we're all seeing it for the first time! What's going to happen next?!"

城外的火是誰點燃的?話說東部駐軍的統帥華雷斯(Juarez)收到米格爾的求救信後,立刻帶領衛戍部隊趕來聖山救寇特鶹鵂。部隊接近聖山地區後,偵察兵報來了奇怪的信息:聖山地區沒發現有崗哨和巡邏隊。他們的軍委立刻開始研究,認為可能戰鬥正在哪裡進行中,所有人都去打仗了。華雷斯(Juarez)決定採用 “打草驚蛇”的戰術,把五千人的部隊打成十萬人的戰場。部隊分散為以營為單位,分別向所有聖山地區的城鎮滾筒式前進。後面的部隊追擊前面的部隊,前面的部隊掩護後面的部隊前進。同時讓營中三分之一的士兵自由活動,點燃沿途的柴草堆。華雷斯(Juarez)帶領三個營直接前往聖廟。

Who started the fires outside the city? It's said that upon receiving Miguel's call for help, Juarez, commander of the eastern garrison, immediately led his garrison to Coatepec to rescue Coatlicue. As the troops approached the Coatepec area, scouts reported strange information: no sentries or patrols were detected there. Their military committee immediately began investigating, believing a battle might be underway there, and everyone went to fight. Juarez decided to employ the tactic of "startling snakes by beating grasses”, turning his 5,000-man army into a battlefield of 100,000. The troops were divided into battalions, each advancing in a rolling formation toward all the towns in the Coatepec area. The rear units would pursue the front units, while the front units would cover the rear units' advance. Meanwhile, one-third of the battalions were allowed free rein to ignite the piles of firewood along the way. Juarez led three battalions directly toward Holy Temple.

有將軍提議:“聖廟是一座堅固的堡壘,寇特鶹鵂不會輕易地放棄聖廟,所以戰場最有可能在聖廟。你只帶一千五百人去那裡,如果真的打起來就吃虧了。您是否能考慮多帶兩個營?”

華雷斯(Juarez)堅定地回答:“執行命令!遇見敵人,必須開戰!敵眾我寡,且戰且退。臨戰脫逃,貽誤戰機者,提頭來見!” 然後他對牽馬的馬夫說:“向聖廟出發!”

華雷斯到達聖廟後,讓他的三個營的兵圍着城牆運動,所以城裡人感覺城外有很多軍隊。

A general suggested, "The Holy Temple is a fortress, and Coatlicue will not easily abandon it, so the battlefield is most likely to be there. You're only bringing 1,500 men there, and if a fight breaks out, you'll be at a disadvantage. Could you consider bringing two more battalions?

Juarez firmly replied, "Follow orders! When we encounter the enemy, we must engage! If we are outnumbered, we must fight and retreat. Those who flee the battle, missing the opportunity, will be beheaded!" Then he said to the grooms, "Set out for Holy Temple!"

After Juarez arrived at the temple, he ordered his three battalions to move around the city walls, so the people in the city felt that there were many troops outside the city.

14.3-4 卡特莉來了 Tlaltecuhtli Is Here

第二天中午,聖廟守備司令米格爾(Miguel)宣布:城外被友軍控制了,戰鬥結束了;我們要立刻拆除戰時的設施,準備歡迎國王卡特莉來視察戰場。

At noon the next day, Miguel, the commander of the holy temple garrison, announced that the areas outside the city were under the control of friendly forces and the battle was over. We must immediately dismantle the wartime facilities and prepare to welcome King Tlaltecuhtli to inspect the battlefield.

維拉(Villa)等幾個金剛護法立刻向米格爾(Miguel)建議。國王卡特莉和老猴兒是初戀情人,這倆人就只在王位的歸屬問題上有些小爭議。如果你們這些領導們在向國王匯報工作時,給老猴兒製造個作為證人和國王見面的機會。見面三分情,老情人見了面,說不定一切問題都沒了。由青松石王發起的奧林運動就進入了新階段。”

米格爾(Miguel)等司令部的成員們都同意了,回答:“我們會盡力而為;你們去把老猴兒打扮一下吧!”

Villa and several other Philosopher-Stone Law-Protectors immediately suggested this to Miguel. "King Tlaltecuhtli and Old Monkey are first lovers, and their only disagreement is over the throne. If you, the leaders, create an opportunity for Old Monkey to meet king as a witness when you report to her, then perhaps all problems will be resolved. The Olin Movement, initiated by King Turquoise, will enter a new phase."

Miguel and the other members of the headquarters agreed, replying, "We'll do our best; go and dress Old Monkey!"

當老猴兒梳洗打扮好了,出來時,國王已經聽完了報告,帶着俘虜離開了。米格爾(Miguel)慚愧地告訴老猴兒:“我們的報告中有三處模糊不清,向國王請求召見證人,但國王信任我們,回答不需要找證人!”

When Old Monkey finished washing and dressing, he came out. The king had already heard reports and left with captives. Miguel shamefacedly told Old Monkey, "There were three unclear points in our report. We asked the King to summon witnesses, but King trusted us and said no witnesses were needed!"

14.3-5 牛郎回來了 Cowboy Is Back

一段時間後,牛郎自己帶着科爾特斯(Cortes)穿越叢林回來了。為了穿越從林,他把科爾特斯的雙臂用藤條穿透前臂,縫合在了背後。米格爾(Miguel)詢問。牛郎回答,衛兵ZYX負了傷,在科爾特斯(Cortes)老家那個地方養傷呢。衛兵ZXY患了痢疾,不適合叢林生活,回家養病去了。

Some time later, Cowboy returned from the jungle with Cortes himself. To facilitate the journey, he had pierced Cortes's arms with vines through his forearms and sewed them together behind his back. Miguel inquired about this. Cowboy replied that guard ZYX was wounded and recovering in Cortes's hometown. Guard ZXY had contracted dysentery and was unfit for jungle life, so he returned home to recover.

當時沒人在意牛郎的事。後來米格爾(Miguel)在閱讀牛郎的作戰報告時,發現了成果,匯報給了寇特鶹鵂,引起了人們的關注。這件事的焦點是,當牛郎發現ZXY的痢疾還沒痊癒,穿越叢林有危險,就讓他回家去養病。ZXY認為牛郎自己帶着科爾特斯(Cortes)穿越叢林不安全,就改主意了,同意牛郎向聖山周圍的軍隊表明身份,從官方渠道回聖廟。牛郎在報告中說:“為了不給國家造成名譽上的損失,我決定自己帶着科爾特斯(Cortes)穿越叢林。”

At the time, no one paid much attention to Cowboy's story. Later, while reading Cowboy's battle report, Miguel discovered something and reported it to Coatlicue, drawing widespread attention. The key point was that when Cowboy realized that ZXY had not yet recovered from dysentery and that crossing the jungle was dangerous, he sent him home to recuperate. ZXY, believing it unsafe for Cowboy to lead Cortes through the jungle alone, changed his mind and agreed to allow Cowboy to identify himself to the troops surrounding Coatepec and return to the Holy Temple through official channels. Cowboy stated in his report, "In order not to cause discredit to the country, I have decided to lead Cortes through the jungle alone."

寇特鶹鵂立刻懷疑這份報告是別人替他寫的。調查結果顯示報告是牛郎自己寫的。隨後,寇特鶹鵂就讓牛郎他們幾個人去看守聖廟地區的一個倉庫了。

Coatlicue immediately suspected someone else had written the report for him. Investigation revealed that Cowboy had written it himself. Coatlicue then assigned Cowboy and his men to guard a warehouse in the Holy Temple area.

讀者會問,這個牛郎怎麼這麼聰明呢?故事是他追蹤到了科爾特斯(Cortes)的家鄉,當地政府立刻徵集了一個營的警察來協助他。隨後國王卡特莉派了特使幫助他協調軍隊。最後是軍隊剿滅了科爾特斯(Cortes)的叛軍。那裡的朋友建議牛郎去向一位情人專家詢問命運。情人專家給牛郎講述了許多牛郎的故事。上帝造人的過程中,每次玉女(即夏娃)轉世,牛郎也跟着轉世,例如14.3《羊乘教》中磨牙的情人是牛郎,14.5《三皇五帝》中舜王的情人也是牛郎。

Readers may wonder, how did this Cowboy become so clever? The story goes that he tracked down Cortes' hometown, where the local government immediately conscripted a battalion of police to assist him. King Tlaltecuhtli then sent a special envoy to help him coordinate the army. Ultimately, the army defeated Cortes's rebellion. A friend there suggested that Cowboy consult a Valentine expert. The Valentine expert recounted many stories about Cowboys. During God's creation of humanity, each time the Jade Girl (i.e., Eve) reincarnated, the Cowboy also followed. For example, in Section 14.3 Goat Vehicle Religion, Tanngrisnir's Valentine was a Cowboy, and in Section 14.5 Chinese Codex, King Shun's Valentine was also a Cowboy.

14.3-6 牛郎避免了為寇特鷚鵂殉葬的命運 Cowboy avoided the fate of being buried alive with Coatlicue

順便說幾句幾年後的事。在墨西哥和翠玉女結婚後,牛郎也結婚了。然後寇特鷚鵂接受了那兩個私生子外孫子,和他們倆說話,一起玩了。

寇特鷚鵂到最終也沒處理科爾特斯(Cortes),他總是笑嘻嘻的,厚着臉皮,自由地生活在聖廟裡。

A few years later, after Mexico and Chalchiuhtlicue married, Cowboy also got married. Then Coatlicue accepted his two illegitimate grandchildren, talking to them and playing with them.

Coatlicue never dealt with Cortes; he was always smiling, shameless, and lived freely in the temple.

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