十条雷人的警示标签
这些年来,消费品制造商为避免吃上官司必须为自己的产品加注警示标签。从以下所列的警语标签来看,我们很难知道究竟是提供这些标签公司的智力有问题还是在我们广大的人民群众中存在如此脑残者......?
1. "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information
booklet."
--- In the information booklet ---
(译文) “请勿使用,如果您不能清楚地看到信息手册上须阅读的信息。”
---信息手册---
2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
----On a bottle of shampoo----
(译文) “警告: 瓶中内容物不可用来喂鱼。”
----洗发液----
3. "For external use only!"
----On a curling iron----
(译文) “仅为外部使用!”
----烫发钳-----
4.“Do not use in shower."
----On a hair dryer----
(译文)“勿在淋浴时使用."
----电吹风----
5. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."
----On a hand-held massaging device---
(译文) “勿在睡眠时或神志不清时使用”
----手持按摩器-----
6. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
----On a toilet at a public sports facility in Michigan----
(译文) “饮用再生厕所冲洗水不安全”
----密西根州一家公共体育设施厕所----
7. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
----On an electric rotary tool----
(译文) “本产品不适合作为牙钻的使用"
-----电动旋转工具------
8.“Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
----On a container of underarm deodorant----
(译文) “警告: 勿朝眼睛喷洒."
----腋下除臭剂-----
9. "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
----On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun of the dashboard----
(译文)“勿在遮阳板未取下的情况下驾驶”
-----阻止阳光射入仪表板的硬纸遮阳板-----
10. "Do not eat toner"
----On a toner cartridge for a laser printer----
(译文) “勿食用碳粉”
-----激光打印机内的墨盒------
(待续)
(选自“Things People Said – Warning Labels"
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