(8) 雏儿同桌的她向我告状说我儿又欺负她了。我问这次惹了她什么。她粉嫩的小脸梨花带雨：“He said that I am a stupid girl.”显然小儿又难逃一劫。“教训”完后，好奇的问他何事让他如此无礼。他说上数学课，老师让他们互相测试一下乘法口诀。他给她的题是 5 X 99 ，她说表上没有，她不会。小儿让她动动脑子，她一口回绝。小儿的理论是5 X 99 只是两个5 X 9 相加而已，又有何难？！

(9) 上班时，接到雏儿学校的电话，说是又出状况了，让我赶紧去一趟。急匆匆地跑到学校，他的班主任 Ms. Brown 气急败坏地向我告状：\"Today, your son said that I am the worst teacher in front of the WHOLE class.” 看着她那年轻的脸上痛苦的表情，想必被我儿折磨得够呛。想想她这还不到一学期呢，儿子那一壶，我在家可是已喝了多年了。一阵赔理道歉，安抚保证后，领着儿子回家。回家的路上，我对儿子说：“How could you say that to Ms. Brown? You hurt her feeling badly.”儿子好像根本没意识到问题的严重性：“Her teaching is boring. I wanted to read my own book instead and she didn\'t let me do that. I like my Kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Smith. She is funny and treats me good. Ms. Brown, really, she is the worst teacher I ever have. ”看到我又要说什么的样子，他赶紧拍拍我的手，安慰我道：“But Mom, you are the best Mom I ever have. ”