老巴朋友那转来的, 我从来就觉得印度人和巴基斯坦人有着很独特的幽默, 总让人回味无穷惑展示出赤裸裸的人生:

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1.) Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

 2.) Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

 3.) Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you...when they're in trouble again.

 4.) Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5.) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

...I can not stop laughing when I read it.