Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about
the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde
employee, \"Before we order, could you please settle an argument
for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?\"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, \"Burrrrrrrr,
gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.