Some readers may remember President Bush was confused who (Hu) the Chinese President was. Now President Obama is confused by Xi also. Here is the story: Place: Oval Office, White House Obama: Hey Joey, I've heard you have a guest. Biden: Yeah, Mr. President, Vice President of China. Obama: Who’s the guy? Biden: Xi Obama: Oh, a gal? Biden: No, Xi is a guy. Obama: She is a guy? You mean he is a guy. Biden: No, Mr. president, I mean Xi is a guy. Obama: You are setting me up, aren’t you? Biden: Mr. President, I ain’t. Obama: So the god-damned Chinese VP is a woman, correct? Biden: No, Mr. president, the god-damned Chinese VP is a guy. Obama: What a f…, Maybe she is a transsexual? Biden: No, CIA intelligent report says Xi is straight. Obama: She is straight? too bad, you know, I love lesbians, kinky stuff ... Biden: I know, Mr. President, but Xi is not a lesbian. Obama: So she is straight. Biden: yeah, Xi is straight. Obama: Why did you say she is a guy in the first place? Biden: You got me. I am confused myself now. Why don’t you join us to see for yourself. Obama: When? Biden: Tonight, Xi is coming for dinner. Obama: OK, I will not bring michelle, is she good looking...? |