一次，一七年级男science老师，为了娱乐学生，在黑板上写了些关科学的脑筋急转弯趣闻，以供学生参考!
What did one earthquake say to another? "It's not my fault!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he has no body to dance with!
Why does lightning shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!
What do you use to cut through giant waves?
A sea saw!
What flower grows on your face?
Two-lips.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
Male cattle are called bulls; female cattle are called cows!
Female elephants are called cows!
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
Because the scientists were brainstorming!
What do you call a small wound?
A short cut!
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
哈，朋友们，那些学生会学到足够科学信息了吗?
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