Another Bad Taste Cat Joke
A woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff. A fairy appears and says, “I’m here to give you three wishes.”
The woman says, “I wish I were 21 years old and beautiful again.” 哗啦… She is.
“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house were a mansion.” 哗啦… Done
“And now, I wish that Puff (her cat) were the handsomest man in the world and deeply in love with me.” Again 哗啦… the beautiful 21-year old is in the arms of the handsomest man in the world. He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?”
注：为了不让猫生小猫，owners normally "fix" 他们的男猫。