Another Bad Taste Cat Joke

A woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, Puff.  A fairy appears and says, “I’m here to give you three wishes.”

The woman says, “I wish I were 21 years old and beautiful again.”  哗啦… She is.

“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house were a mansion.” 哗啦… Done

“And now, I wish that Puff (her cat) were the handsomest man in the world and deeply in love with me.”  Again 哗啦… the beautiful 21-year old is in the arms of the handsomest man in the world.  He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?”

注：为了不让猫生小猫，owners normally "fix" 他们的男猫。

周末愉快！