Ducky caught the Fish, good job!

Everyone learned deaf Eng in China!

[Ducky, I just noticed that you had forgot to mention yourself. . .]

簡單過去式FORGOT就恰好。變成完成時反而畫蛇添足（更何況，即使添足，也應該填成“HAD FORGOTTEN"。

"No crack on the egg no flies coming"(Chinese proverb) - Ducky is the bad egg.

You know what is funny? Someone told me my Chinese has accent of NY English!

Thanks guys for your attention. I am pretty sure what I did is what I ment to say. Possibly not perfect but it is trivial, "picking up bones from eggs", is it?

Any comment on my ideas?

你的英語表述有一些語法或文體問題。

Ducky, I just noticed that you forgot to mention yourself. . .

應該是：

Ducky, I just noticed that you had forgot to mention yourself. . .

You cannot beat your master for sure because of a simple reason. . .

應該寫成：

You cannot beat your master for sure for a simple reason . . .

我感覺你這裡的題目多少表現出你的問題在什麼地方，你應該說的是why learn philosophy？而不是studying。

study表現的是一個方式或者過程，是learn的一種途徑，而philosophy是一個subject，你可以learn，但不能作為一個過程的對象。所以有類似這樣的話，

This is why we can say “I studied but I didn’t learn anything”. It means I memorised facts or read about a subject, but for some reason did not gain any new knowledge or skills.

所以你這裡的題目其實表現的是你做了什麼，但得到了什麼沒人知道，包括你自己。我想你是想表現中文詞學習或者研究的意思，但這屬於chinglish。

總的來講你給我的印象是對方法論這個概念沒概念，而這是哲學基本問題。

You cannot beat your master for sure because of a simple reason, you are unable to defend your Western Front. Like a handicap you are sure to lose No matter what. Surrender, I promise giving you water, otherwise, you would serve my dinner.

【Ducky, I just noticed that you Forgot to mention yourself in the list as his Eng being much better than mine. You are destined to advance in your Eng, I am positive, as you appear to be so humble as humaliating yourself....】

－－－－　您的思維從來都不能聚焦。對此我是不會理會的。之所以搭理你，是因為我對您關於“人與動物的差別”的說法感興趣。您的說法屬於不講功利的功利主義，或者不差錢的差錢者，或者穿着衣裳的猴子。

您的智商跟猴子無疑。例如，您認為來萬維玩就必須吹牛逼，否則就是自我羞辱。其次，您總是能找到一百個理由來轉移話題。從最初的“人與動物的差別”話題，轉移到得瑟英語。再從得瑟英語，轉移到懷疑我個人的英語。

我認為，像不吹牛逼＝自我羞辱，思維不聚焦，喜歡轉移話題。。。等等等，都屬於典型的猴式思維。

Ducky, I just noticed that you Forgot to mention yourself in the list as his Eng being much better than mine. You are destined to advance in your Eng, I am positive, as you appear to be so humble as humaliating yourself....

Totally agree. I am the only one who dare to show how bad my Eng is. (BTW, my Uncle Sam hired me to work with you Chinese because of my terrible accent they love so much).

萬維有幾位喜歡自欺欺人的井蛙，您是最典型的一位。當年騙哲學不成，如今又改行騙英語。

對於像您這類喜歡白日做夢的傢伙，我原本無意叫醒您。說實話，就憑您那難聽至極的口音，我聽了就想吐。您自我感覺很好，那是您的自由。萬維英語比您強百倍的人太多了。例如粥粥，老俞，慕容。。。

Ducky, listen, I don't concern myself with teaching your Eng. Till you either are able to write or speak in Eng, there is Nothing I can do for you here, sorry.

胡扯什麼吶。按照您的荒誕標準，只有動物的對立面才是人。例如，越是像您這類百無一用的傢伙，反倒越是符合人的標準。但是很不幸，就連斯多葛主義也不是這樣解讀人與動物的差別的。我說過，功利主義是中國人的天花板。兔兔對道德的理解，與太監對愛情的理解差別的，都是沒有感覺的照貓畫虎而已。

離開了道德，也就沒有了人類與動物的差別一說。當然太監除外。即便是不懂愛情，太監照樣可以把婚姻解讀到比正常人看上去更正常。兔兔就是這樣一個功利太監。