Ducky caught the Fish, good job!

Everyone learned deaf Eng in China!

[Ducky, I just noticed that you had forgot to mention yourself. . .]

简单过去式FORGOT就恰好。变成完成时反而画蛇添足（更何况，即使添足，也应该填成“HAD FORGOTTEN"。

"No crack on the egg no flies coming"(Chinese proverb) - Ducky is the bad egg.

You know what is funny? Someone told me my Chinese has accent of NY English!

Thanks guys for your attention. I am pretty sure what I did is what I ment to say. Possibly not perfect but it is trivial, "picking up bones from eggs", is it?

Any comment on my ideas?

你的英语表述有一些语法或文体问题。

Ducky, I just noticed that you forgot to mention yourself. . .

应该是：

Ducky, I just noticed that you had forgot to mention yourself. . .

You cannot beat your master for sure because of a simple reason. . .

应该写成：

You cannot beat your master for sure for a simple reason . . .

我感觉你这里的题目多少表现出你的问题在什么地方，你应该说的是why learn philosophy？而不是studying。

study表现的是一个方式或者过程，是learn的一种途径，而philosophy是一个subject，你可以learn，但不能作为一个过程的对象。所以有类似这样的话，

This is why we can say “I studied but I didn’t learn anything”. It means I memorised facts or read about a subject, but for some reason did not gain any new knowledge or skills.

所以你这里的题目其实表现的是你做了什么，但得到了什么没人知道，包括你自己。我想你是想表现中文词学习或者研究的意思，但这属于chinglish。

总的来讲你给我的印象是对方法论这个概念没概念，而这是哲学基本问题。

You cannot beat your master for sure because of a simple reason, you are unable to defend your Western Front. Like a handicap you are sure to lose No matter what. Surrender, I promise giving you water, otherwise, you would serve my dinner.

【Ducky, I just noticed that you Forgot to mention yourself in the list as his Eng being much better than mine. You are destined to advance in your Eng, I am positive, as you appear to be so humble as humaliating yourself....】

－－－－　您的思维从来都不能聚焦。对此我是不会理会的。之所以搭理你，是因为我对您关于“人与动物的差别”的说法感兴趣。您的说法属于不讲功利的功利主义，或者不差钱的差钱者，或者穿着衣裳的猴子。

您的智商跟猴子无疑。例如，您认为来万维玩就必须吹牛逼，否则就是自我羞辱。其次，您总是能找到一百个理由来转移话题。从最初的“人与动物的差别”话题，转移到得瑟英语。再从得瑟英语，转移到怀疑我个人的英语。

我认为，像不吹牛逼＝自我羞辱，思维不聚焦，喜欢转移话题。。。等等等，都属于典型的猴式思维。

Ducky, I just noticed that you Forgot to mention yourself in the list as his Eng being much better than mine. You are destined to advance in your Eng, I am positive, as you appear to be so humble as humaliating yourself....

Totally agree. I am the only one who dare to show how bad my Eng is. (BTW, my Uncle Sam hired me to work with you Chinese because of my terrible accent they love so much).

万维有几位喜欢自欺欺人的井蛙，您是最典型的一位。当年骗哲学不成，如今又改行骗英语。

对于像您这类喜欢白日做梦的家伙，我原本无意叫醒您。说实话，就凭您那难听至极的口音，我听了就想吐。您自我感觉很好，那是您的自由。万维英语比您强百倍的人太多了。例如粥粥，老俞，慕容。。。

Ducky, listen, I don't concern myself with teaching your Eng. Till you either are able to write or speak in Eng, there is Nothing I can do for you here, sorry.

胡扯什么呐。按照您的荒诞标准，只有动物的对立面才是人。例如，越是像您这类百无一用的家伙，反倒越是符合人的标准。但是很不幸，就连斯多葛主义也不是这样解读人与动物的差别的。我说过，功利主义是中国人的天花板。兔兔对道德的理解，与太监对爱情的理解差别的，都是没有感觉的照猫画虎而已。

离开了道德，也就没有了人类与动物的差别一说。当然太监除外。即便是不懂爱情，太监照样可以把婚姻解读到比正常人看上去更正常。兔兔就是这样一个功利太监。