在一場讓地理學家和加州居民都摸不着頭腦的新聞發布會上，唐納德·特朗普總統宣布，他雄心勃勃、耗資1750億美元的“金穹頂”導彈防禦系統將覆蓋除加州以外的整個美國。

他說： “我們將擁有你們見過的最美麗、最堅不可摧的穹頂，”特朗普宣稱。“它將保護美國的每一寸土地——除了加州。我們將讓自然在那裡順其自然。” 當被追問澄清時，總統解釋道：“你看，加州已經做出了選擇。他們想禁止使用塑料吸管，讓森林大火肆虐。如果他們對常識性的防禦不感興趣，我們為什麼要在他們身上浪費寶貴的黃金？ 儘管爭議不斷，特朗普依然堅定不移。“如果加州需要保護，他們可以自己出錢。或許可以辦個烘焙義賣之類的。我們關注的是真正的美國。”

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下面是有關英文報道：

Trump Clarifies Golden Dome Won’t Cover California: “They Had a Good Run”

When pressed for clarification, the President elaborated: “Look, California has made its choices. They want to ban plastic straws and let forest fires run wild. If they’re not interested in common-sense defense, why should we waste good gold on them?”

The Golden Dome, inspired by Israel’s Iron Dome, is designed to shield the nation from ballistic missiles, hypersonic weapons, and “bad vibes,” according to administration officials. The project will integrate ground-based interceptors and satellite technology, aiming to be completed before the end of Trump’s term .

However, the exclusion of California has raised eyebrows. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth attempted to downplay the decision, stating, “California has a unique climate and topography. The dome might not be compatible with their... environmental policies.”

Californians reacted with a mix of confusion and sarcasm. Governor Gavin Newsom tweeted, “We’ll just build our own dome. Made of recycled materials and powered by solar energy.

 Meanwhile, Elon Musk, whose companies are based in California, offered to construct a private dome over his properties, featuring “Tesla coils and flamethrowers for added protection.”

 Despite the controversy, Trump remained steadfast. “If California wants protection, they can pay for it themselves. Maybe hold a bake sale or something. We’re focusing on real America.

” At press time, the President was seen reviewing plans for a “Platinum Dome” to cover Mar-a-Lago, citing the need for “extra special protection for extra special places.”Translate post