1. What should u give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. 2. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men, a woman. 3. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high. 4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. 5. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. 6. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. |