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笑话 (1)(ZT) 2010-07-14 12:19:25

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from desperate

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Dear Tech Support 

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ... and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Reply from the Technical Side:

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.

If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

 

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作者:beautiful life 留言时间:2010-07-15 13:09:04
百草园:

Thank you for coming.

It is funny, life just like computer.
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作者:beautiful life 留言时间:2010-07-15 13:07:26
新中国木乃伊 :

Haha. Thank you for the tip. Instead of Green Tea 8.0, we install Coffee 9.0. Definitely Lingerie 10.10, never overload or crash the system, always work.
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作者:百草园 留言时间:2010-07-14 19:14:46
好玩,是boyfriend和husband的真实写照!
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作者:新中国木乃伊 留言时间:2010-07-14 14:59:34
Make sure you delete Leavemealone 8.8 before installing Tears 6.2. Also, if the Husband 1.0 Operating System is in Chinese, install Creaders.Net 6.0, Chinese Food 7.0, Green Tea 8.0 and most importantly, Lingerie 10.10.
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