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笑话 (6) (ZT) 2010-07-22 11:10:21

His & Hers Road Trips

 

HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.

HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Hocks a loogie.
6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.
7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.
8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts.
11. After he closes the door.
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-Eleven.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer.
15. Curses the night.
16. Curses you.
17. Curses the large Slurpee.
18. Stops by the side of the road.
19 Takes a leak.
20. Still taking a leak.
21. Almost done.
22. I think.
23. Returns to car.
24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
26. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
27. He hates your sister.
28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
29. He had to look up pernicious.
30. Couldn't find a dictionary.
31. Finally found a dictionary.
32. Couldn't spell pernicious.
33. Seethes at the memory of it all.
34. But she is laughing inside.
35. And of course you're still lost.

 

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作者:beautiful life 留言时间:2010-07-26 07:29:35
百草园:

我们家发生过几乎是一样的事。不同的是,我要他去7/11问路,结果老兄跑进去买了一份地图,后来又转了不知多少圈还是不行,最后我说你不问我去问,人家才放下架子。

后来我问别的男性朋友,大部分都是说不会问路,会买地图自己研究。男人的小小骄傲,呵呵。GPS 真是为男人的最好发明了。
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作者:百草园 留言时间:2010-07-25 05:29:26
呵呵,女的写的很贴切,男的长了一点,一般到step#9,是可以改邪归正滴。
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