On their wedding night, she told her new husband, \"Please be gentle, I\'m still a virgin.\"

\"What!??\" said the puzzled groom, \"How can that be if you\'ve been married ten times?\"

\"Well, Husband No.1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be...
Husband No.2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he\'d look into it and get back to me...
Husband No.3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn\'t get the system up...
Husband No.4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn\'t know when he would be able to deliver...
Husband No.5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method...
Husband No.6 was from Finance & Administration; he thought he knew how, but wasn\'t sure whether it was his job or not...
Husband No.7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it...
Husband No.8 was a Physciatrist; all he wanted to do was talk about it...
Husband No.9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it...
Husband No.10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was... God!! I miss him!!!
But now, that I\'ve married you, I\'m really excited!!!\"
\"Good...\" said the Lawyer, \"but, why??\"
\"Duh! You\'re a Lawyer!! This time I know I\'m gonna get screwed!!!\"