Job growth had stagnated, and while the data suggested a cautious approach, public expectations swelled like a rising tide. D.C. insiders whispered about an impending rate cut, insisting it was necessary to maintain political favor. Wall Street, forever chasing the bull, also demanded "positive action."

As the Federal Reserve Chairman reviewed the latest reports, anxiety tightened its grip; he needed to balance economic prudence with political expediency. He envied his late predecessor, Paul Volcker, who, during the Reagan presidency, had the backbone to kick politics to the curb. Alas, he was no Volcker.

Always mindful of how the press would frame his decision, the Chairman never forgot to keep all options open, acting as though he was somehow above the partisan fray. In his press conference, he therefore emphasized a "calibrated approach"—a palatable jargon designed to make the cut sound like a strategic move rather than a political concession. Then, deliberately in a thoughtful tone, he declared a modest 0.5% cut. The immediate press response was, of course, underwhelming. But, stealthily, he grinned. The cut would buy him time, though deep down, he wondered if he had made the right choice—for the economy and for himself.

"Fed up!" A voice reached the Chairman from nowhere. "Yes, I'm fed up," he echoed under his breath, appreciating the pun.

Written & illustrated by renqiulan