1. My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he\'d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, \"We better throw this one out too then, \'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.\"

2. A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women\'s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then
asked, \"What\'s the matter haven\'t you ever seen a little boy before?\"

3. A little boy was overheard praying: \"Lord, if you can\'t make me a better boy, don\'t worry about it. I\'m having a real good time like I am.\"

4. A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, \"Daddy, you shouldn\'t wear that suit.\" \"And why not, darling?\" \"You know that it always gives you a headache next morning.\"

5. A little girl had just finished her first week of school. \"I\'m just wasting my time,\" she said to her mother. \"I can\'t read, I can\'t write and they won\'t let me talk!\"