紐約堂叔
堂叔按：我們老中先是哭着喊着要留在美國，山姆大叔心一軟就把大伙兒收留了。回過頭來，立刻發現美國不但沒有為新來的人鋪紅地毯，居然連鮮花和掌聲也不給一點，失望之餘，就此種下了美國對咱黃皮膚的老中搞“種族歧視”的情結。另一方面，我們老中總是下意識地排斥美國文化，就像本文的題頭所說，美國就是美金好。做了美國人，心裡還老是惦記着天朝: 北京烤鴨小籠包，飛來飛去兩頭跑。堂叔以為，想要讓人家不歧視，就要一點一滴地融入美國社會，學習和接受美國文化。
今天，我想試試帶着大家一起來學唱英文歌。為此我選了幾首流行的英文歌曲，其特點是：流行度廣，旋律和歌詞都極優美，易懂易學易唱易記，沒有聲部的問題；和中國的紅歌不一樣，完全沒有高八度英雄般的光明結尾。不懂英文，從未學過歌唱的老頭老太都可以很快朗朗上口。
《what a wonderfull world》是一首jazz風格的老歌，他的原唱是號稱 king of
jazz 的Louis Armstrong。下面是它的歌詞：
《What A Wonderful World》
I see trees
of green,
red roses too.
I see them bloom,
for me and you.
And I
think to myself,
what a wonderful world.
I see skies of blue,
clouds of white.
The bright blessed day,
The dark sacred night.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.
The colors of the rainbow,
So pretty in the sky.
Are also on the faces,
Of people going by,
I see friends shaking hands.
Saying "How do you do?"
They're really saying,
"I love you".
I hear babies cry,
I watch them grow,
They'll learn much more,
Than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.
Yes, I think to myself,
What a wonderful world.
視屏：堂叔唱《What a wonderful world》。希望大家喜歡。
