New Year Message

2012 almost behind, it is time to reflect the highlights of the year.

 Having survived vicious online fights elsewhere, I walked into this website as a veteran wrestler, knowing all floor tricks to take down the enemies, headlocks, chokeholds, takedowns and many more. After simple warming up by arm stretching, ankle twisting and toe touching, I jumped into the ring, staring eye-to-eye at the opponents and exchanging courtesy by glove touching. Gong beaten, fights began, no time to check what was between opponents’ legs, only to look for what was on their shoulders. Uppercuts or lightening jabs exchanged and injuries inflicted. Girly tears seen, hysterical screaming heard and immiseration achieved, Hallelujah! Scoring is the audience’s job, I only care who drops the mouth-guards first. You would be a gigabyte moron to show the slightest mercy because your opponents would not return the favor. That is the essence of the sport, abrasions and lacerations are the make-up of the sport and the ultimate exuberance is to see your enemies losing their sanity.  Championship belt goes to those who remain standing in the end.

 One lesson learned for the year: Keep an eye on the referees; they join in the fight occasionally.  I lost a round in the blink of an eye for that.  

New year is coming and so are my resolutions:

Proper warnings to my opponents: more tricks will be brought onto the floor: head-drops, head-stumping, high-spots, kick-outs and lumberjacks, no holds barred, no prisoners taken!

Age or sex discrimination illegal, men and women over 18 years old will be abused equally.    

Be sadistic and chastising, every punch will be more harming, more painful and hopefully lethal.

Suicidal signs will be encouraged and assisted if needed. Obituaries will be quickly announced and eulogy will be sentimentally written but resurrection not welcomed.

Can’t wait to get into 2013. 

Happy New Year, Friends and Foes!

新年献词 

2012年即将过去，一年的万维历程值得回顾。

在别的网站经历过厮杀的锤炼之后，本人去年来到万维，随身带来的有摔跤的十八般武艺。 擒头，掐脖子，扳倒等等。伸腿，展臂，活动踝关节，简单预热之后跳进比赛场，虽和对手怒目对视，却不忘轻触手套致意，然后直接开打。没有注意过对手两腿之间是否有物，只注意对手两肩上的头颅。下勾拳，快速直拳连续不断，目的就是彼此伤害。很快就看见了小姑娘似可怜兮兮的眼泪，听见了歇斯底里般的叫喊， 伤害造成了，哈里路亚，过瘾！

打分是观众的事，本人只在乎谁的牙托先掉在地上。任何一点怜悯都是超级愚蠢的表现，对手不会珍惜。这就是这项运动的迷人之处，擦伤和撕裂伤是这项运动的化妆术。冠军腰带归属于最终还能站立的选手，最高的荣耀是能把对手逼疯。

本人在过去的一年也有挫败的教训： 在万维，你得始终有一只眼睛盯着裁判，他们有时会加入战斗。本人就因此输掉一局。

以下是本人的新年规划：

敬告所有对手：将会运用更多的摔跤技巧，摔头，踏头，绳跳， 踢术，围堵。不受限，不受降。

不搞性别年龄歧视，只要十八岁以上，虐待时一视同仁。

 把欢乐建立在他人的痛苦之上，一招一式都以伤人为目的，能致命更好。

 任何自杀倾向都会受到鼓励，需要协助尽管开口， 卜告会及时公布，悼词也会尽善尽美，来生再世不受欢迎。

 祝所有的友人和敌人： 新年快乐！