1. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

      Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

2. Little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

    And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

3.  When a newly married man looks happy we know why.

     But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

4.   When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

       either the car is new or the wife.

5.    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.