今天我的惡搞把同事惹哭了

今天抽了一根筋，受到微信的啟發，中午休息時候發了個笑話給小組的幾位同事，我這樣寫道 “I am happy to notice that we all can take 2/29, 2/30, 2/31 off from busy work and then we can still have regular two day weekend. Yeah, we will have five day off and the longest weekend! Enjoy! Did I make you laugh? Or is it ‘not fun’ humor?”. 沒過五分鐘，收到三位同事的回覆：

同事1：Holy smokes – yes laughing out loud. Why? I had to check the calendar to get the joke – very good one!

同事2: Yes, very very funny！！！！ Thanks for letting us know that we have 5 days off in a row! WOOHOO J

同事3： Yeah I’m apparently a little slow as well！！It took me reading the email like 3 times and then associating it with the calendar to finally get it. LOL. That’s a good one. I will definitely enjoy my “five” days off.

正好午休，大家說得非常開心，然後一同事趁機又講了一些其他腦筋急轉彎的笑話。我更來勁了，回到辦公室，煞有其事地提前過愚人節了，鄭重地又寫了一個Email，發給更多的人，誰知玩笑開過了，出事兒了！！！

我在郵件里這樣寫道，我馬上要離開單位了，要搬到加州，2月29日是我在單位里的最後一天，我感謝大家這些年對我的幫助。

Email發出沒兩分鐘，二個剛剛讀過我五天假期的Email的同事到我辦公室，問這是玩笑還是真的？看到她們一臉認真的樣，我忍不住笑了，告訴她們是玩笑，別出聲。不一會兒，沒收到我前面那個玩笑的幾位同事給我發來Email，有祝福我的，我“責問”我的，有感謝的。先說一封真摯並讓我感動的email：I know that I speak for many in saying that I am very honored and privileged to have had the pleasure of working with you. Your hard work and professionalism, your high standards and work ethic have served as an inspiration to me. Xie Xie! 我真得被感動了。還有一個關係最要好的同事她居然哭了，她傷心是因為我“瞞”了她，昨天我倆還在促膝談心的，這麼重要的事情我昨天居然沒有透露，她想想特傷心，結果我告訴她這是玩笑，二月份哪來29日呢，她說“I am going to kill you!!! This is not fun!”. 我想笑的同時我也真得感動，一個小小的玩笑，讓我知道了我在同事心目中的地位。 看到這麼多人被我“騙”了，我不忍心，馬上又發個Email向大家坦白認罪，並說我今天把愚人節的配額提前用了，反正我有“前科”了， 到了愚人節我再忽悠大家難度會很大。

下班了，同事說明天要帶東西給她們吃慰勞慰勞，我說沒問題。今晚想了想，自己親手做一個我的style的炒麵，同事們超愛吃的，明天帶去表示我的歉意。我家地雷哥說我：活該！不過我還蠻開心的！