Chatty chatty chat with Nancy Pelosi By Limin Wang Nov. 17, 2022 In my American Daydream today, on Pennsylvania Avenue, I ran into Nancy who was going to her TO-BE-EVICTED SEAT of “de-moc-racy”. Me: Hi, hi, hi, NAAANCYYYYYYYY, slow down please, the race is OVER. I am from TruthSocial… Nancy heard TruthSocial, then stopped, turned, and vigilantly stared, “WHAT do you WANT?” Me: Easy, easy, easy. I am just trying to ask you how Paul is doing now. Nancy exhaled, “My goodness. Thanks for a Trump knuckle-head to care about my family. He is fine!” Me: Great! Isn’t it amazing that such an old Paul can quickly and fully recover from a cranial crack by a hammer? Nancy: The medical professionals are amazing, aren’t they? Me: How Paul used a hammer, instead of a gun, to defend himself? Nancy: I am a speaker of against “domestic violence” and for “gun control”. At home, my law is even stricter: to preemptively prevent any form, any shape, any kind of conscionable “domestic violence”, no gun, old or new, shall be allowed in the bedroom. Me: Then, how Paul has a hammer in the bedroom? Nancy: Paul thinks I have politically made too many enemies. That’s one. And two, that hammer is quite FANCY, so I allow him to put in the bed. Me: (Rolling my eyeballs despite the difficulties) A FANCY hammer? So he puts it under his pillow? Nancy: Yeah. Me: Then what you put under your pillow? Not a democratic gun? Nancy: (looking around and finding nobody else) You hear me, NO gun in the bedroom! It’s a GAVEL. Me: You mean the GAVEL you use in THE HOUSE? Nancy: Shhhhh, yeah. It’s MY MEMORABILIA for DECADES already. Me: Then you always bring that with you around? You do use a gravel in THE HOUSE, don’t you? Nancy whispered: That’s a one Made In China; I got it from San Francisco Chinatown. Me: I am so confused. How could it be that Paul had called 911 and police had arrived but still needed to hold a hammer in hand? Would that be dangerous because democratic cops can easily legally open fire on him? Was David DePape actually trying to SAVE AMERICAN, your husband? Nancy, visually angry: You are crazy, aren’t you? I was not in the bedroom, but I would trust whatever the cops say, especially whatever the cops write into the police report. Me: Sorry I may have irritated you. Still so confusing, how could YOUR husband still get a hammer wrestled away and a hammer-hit and a skull-crack on his own head after the democratic cops were on the scene? And if he had been so seriously injured on the head, how “medical professionals” could not be so amazing to make John Fetterman fully recovered? Nancy: Diversity, do you understand? Diversity in America. Me, shrugging: God bless you and Paul, I guess. Nancy: That’s kind. I need to go now. Me: Wait. You look so young and BEAUTIFUL in that pure white suit. Nancy, beaming: Don’t I? Do you know why I have purple underneath? Me: Not really. Nancy: Purple is a mixture of blue and red, so it’s a symbol color too. Me: So you like Republicans too? Which Republicans? Nancy: Donald Trump is one. Me, puzzled: Don’t you hate Donald Trump? You were clapping weirdly and ripping his speech report after his State of Union address in CONGRESS in front of so many many people and cameras. Nancy, shaking her head: You don’t get it, knuckle head. But I wouldn’t tell you. Me: Alright. What’s your wish to Donald Trump if he is elected on his 3rd presidential bid? Nancy: Build a wall along Canada! Me: Uhm! Oh, oh, it makes sense, because of David DePape came from Canada and stays in America illegally. Nancy: Listen, it’s not serving myself or even my family. It’s serving American the People. Canada does not provide things FREE, but across the southern border FREE LABOR COMES TO FREE MARKET, and these FREE PEOPLE get FREEDOM such as FREE voting rights FREELY, sometimes even get PAID. Me: Hmm, YOU ARE REALLY THE SPEAKER. I will miss you dearly not having that role anymore. Nancy: Young man, you know really nothing, and I am happy you stick with Trump. Bye.
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