开车时,妞妞坐后面和我聊天是出其不意。我是只有招架之功,无反抗之力了......
妞妞:妈咪,when you married Daddy, did you have diamond ring?
妈:No.
妞妞:Did you have honey moon?
妈:No.
妞妞:Then, why did you marry him?
妈:Ah...? Well,......(正琢磨怎么解释这个宏大的课题)
妞妞:Daddy is smart?
妈:Yes.
妞妞:Were you attractive when you were a young girl?
妈:En…, yes.
妞妞:Oh, no wonder I’m smart and attractive. You made a right decision, Mommy.
妈:Ah…? What decision?
妞妞:You married Daddy! That is the beeeest decision you have made, ever. I had smart and attractive genes from both of you.
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