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		中国式黄色笑话（青少年不宜）	2013-11-09 06:17:04

一对情人50年后相见，想到从前，感慨万千，遂欲再亲热一番。

半小时后，老头感叹道: 一江春水已流干，两座高山成平川，昔日风景今不再，只剩两颗葡萄干。

老太也感叹道: 枯草堆里到处翻，始终不见枪和蛋，岁月沧桑不饶人，只见一根萝卜干。

夫妻离婚争孩子，老婆理直气壮地说：“孩子是从我肚子里生出来的，当然归我！”

老公也当仁不让地说：“笑话！简直是胡说八道。难道取款机里取出来的钱能归取款机吗？还不是谁插卡归谁？!

祝周末愉快！

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