Frog And Panda
青蛙和熊猫
Frog (Jumping over on the stage):
Gua—Gua—Gua--Gua.
What a nice day!
I have some time to play!
Gua—Gua—Gua--Gua.
What a beautiful day!
Why is nobody around here today?
Panda (slowly walking):
Hmmm--- I just had yummy bamboo soup,
And a chocolate bamboo cake;
My legs are too heavy to walk,
I want to take a looooong nap. (He falls sleep. Snoring)
Frog (Leaping over, patting Panda’s head): Hey! Hey!, Please wake up!
Panda (reluctantly opens his eyes and stands up)
Frog: (when he talks, he always keeps jumping back and forth)
Who are you?
Where are you from?
What’s your name?
Panda: Slow down. One question at a time, please.
Frog: Ok, Ok. What’s your name?
Panda: My name is Panda. What’s your name?
Frog: My name is Frog.
Panda: Hi, Foog.
Frog: Not Foog. F-R-O-G.
Panda: I am sorry. F-o-r-g.
Frog: No problem. Try again. F-R-O-G.
Panda: F-R-O-G.
Frog: That’s much better.
Panda: Thanks!
Frog: You’re welcome. Where are you from?
Panda: I’m from China.
Frog: China? I don’t think that I’ve ever heard such place before.
Panda: Now you know. All Pandas are from China. Where are you from?
Frog: I’m from here.
Panda: Here? Where is “Here”?
Frog: Just Here! (He is jumping towards the other side), look, the Pond. That’s where I’m from.
Panda: I have never heard of a country called Pond before.
Frog: Now you know. All Frogs are from Pond.
Panda: (Shaking hands with the Frog) Hen-Gao-Xing-Ren-Shi-Ni, Frog.
Frog: What are you saying?
Panda: I was speaking in Chinese. “Hen-Gao-Xing-Ren-Shi-Ni “ means “Nice meeting you”. Do you want to try? “Hen-Gao-Xing-Ren-Shi-Ni “.
Frog: Hen-Gao-Xing-Ren-Shi-Ni!
Panda: Very well. You are a quick learner. Now let’s play together!
Together (they hug each other, then start dancing):
What a happy day!
I found a new friend today!
What a lovely day!
Let’s go to play!
Gua—Gua—Gua—Gua
Gua—Gua—Gua—Gua
*The End*
Giraffe and Lion
长颈鹿和狮子
Lion: (Walking over majestically)
I am a Lion.
I live in African Plains.
I have a big round face
And a pair of black paws.
Giraffe: (Appeared on the stage, in gentleman’s demeanor)
I am a Giraffe.
I live in African Plains.
I have broken brown fur
And a huge yellow mouth.
Lion: Hi, who are you?
Giraffe: I am a Giraffe. Who are you?
Lion: Wait, wait. Did you say that you are a Giraffe?
Giraffe: Correct.
Lion: (shaking his head) No, no, no. As far as I know, all Giraffes have very long necks. But you don’t.
Giraffe: All Giraffes have very long necks, that don’t mean I must have a very long neck; I don’t have a very long neck, that doesn’t mean I am not a Giraffe.
Lion: I don’t quite understand what you are saying.
Giraffe: I am a Giraffe, that’s for sure. My father is a Giraffe, and my mother is also a Giraffe, they both have very long necks. I am just a Giraffe without a very long neck. That’s all.
Lion: That sounds very logical. Now I’m convinced that you are a Giraffe indeed.
Giraffe: You haven’t told me yet -- who are you?
Lion: I am a L-i-o-n.
Giraffe: Wow! You …you… you look exactly like a lion, you are extremely handsome!
Lion: Yeah, I heard that a lot.
Giraffe: But, but, may I ask why you don’t have a tail? As far as I know, all lions have tails.
Lion: You are very observant. My parents and my siblings all have tails. But I am an exception. I was born without a tail. That’s my uniqueness.
Giraffe: It’s very impressive. (Shaking hands with the Lion) I am very glad to know you.
Lion: I am very glad to eat you! …Sorry, I meant I was very glad to know you, too.
Giraffe (relaxed): I am a GIRAFFE, I am also ME!
Lion: I am a LION, I am also ME!
Together: (they hug each other)
Let’s be friends and sing along!
Let’s be friends and dancing around!
Let’s be friends and having fun,
Let’s be friends and play a-l-l d-a-y l-o-n-g!
*The End*
