西王母來告訴他的兒子XYZ，炎帝不見他。XYZ聽後哭了。過了一會兒他問西王母：“是不是我爸爸知道我有200噸黃金。我只給他60噸，他嫌少！？我可以給他120噸。我通知我的手下人再運來60噸黃金，我在這裡等着。過一段時間後，我再求見他。”

西王母回答：“不行！他下個月就要去湖北，和黃帝打仗。即便是勝利了，他也要半年後才能回來。你不應該讓他分心。”

XYZ說： “怎麼他自己去打仗了！？用我大伯（靖王，武大郎）打仗多穩妥！”

King Mother of the West came to tell her son XYZ that Emperor Yan will not see him. XYZ cried when he heard this. After a while, he asked Western King Mother, “Does my father know that I have 200 tons of gold? I only gave him 60 tons, so he thought it was too little! I can give him 120 tons. I will notify my subordinates to transport another 60 tons of gold here, and I will wait here. After a while, I will ask to see him again.”

King Mother of the West replied, "No! He will go to Hubei next month to fight the Yellow Creator. Even if he wins, he won't be back for half a year. You shouldn't distract him."

XYZ said, “Why is he going to fight himself? It would be much safer to have my big uncle (Jing King, Martial Big Wolf) fight!” 

西王母回答：“他去和眾神打仗，別人不行！”

XYZ又問： “有生命危險嗎？”

西王母回答：“即便勝利了，他也會損失十年的陽壽！”

King Mother of the West replied, “He is going to fight the crowd of gods. No one else can do it!”

XYZ asked again, “Is his life in danger?”

Western King Mother replied, “Even if he wins, he will lose ten years of his solar light life!”

XYZ回答： “那我聽從媽媽的安排，我回去！這60噸黃金您留着用吧。我聽說了，華國的國庫里沒錢。”

西王母回答：“不行！我答應你爸爸了，我不花你的錢。”

XYZ回答： “那你少拿些。我不說，你不說，沒別人知道。”

西王母回答：“我自己知道了就不行。你爸爸是上帝。與上帝交往要說到做到，否則我會生病的。”

XYZ replied, “Then I'll follow mother's instructions and go back! You can keep the 60 tons of gold. I heard that the Hua treasury is empty.”

King Mother replied, “No! I promised your father I won’t spend your money.”

XYZ replied, “Then take less. I won't say anything, and you won't say anything, so no one else will know.”

King Mother replied, “Even if I know, it's not allowed. Your father is God. When dealing with God, I must keep my word, or else I'll get sick.” 

2.9.8.2-2 為靖國神社修路 Building Roads to Jing Country Temple

在蔻珠和太昊兩位元始天尊為貴重商品市場剪彩後，這座市場就開業了。也由於貸款利率低，永安地區立刻出現了通貨膨脹。靖王採取緊急措施，規定了日常商品價格的上限。

一天，藏寶閣的主管來向炎帝（如圖2.9.8.2.2-3）匯報：“石磯娘娘（如圖1）在新開業的貴重商品市場賣古董。已經賣了四件了，她又送去了四件。她賣的古董都是藏寶閣存放在太后墓園的國寶。”

After the two Primordial Sky Honors, Kou’zhu and Tai’hao, cut the ribbon for the precious commodities market, the market opened for business. Due to low loan interest rates, inflation immediately appeared in the Yong'an region. Jing King took emergency measures and set upper limits on the prices of daily commodities.

One day, the supervisor of Treasure Pavilion came to report to Emperor Yan (see fig. 2.9.8.2.2-3): "Queen Stone Jetty (see fig. 1) is selling antiques at the newly opened precious goods market. She has already sold four items and sent four more. The antiques she is selling are all national treasures stored in the Tai Empress's tomb by the Treasure House.”

炎帝回答：“那些古董是元始天尊給她的，我也不能要回來呀！哎呀！她籌集那麼多錢幹什麼？我得去看看。你跟着我去，把藏寶閣的記錄更新一下。”

炎帝（玉皇大帝）風趣地問石磯娘娘（潘金蓮）：“發生什麼事了？你怎麼開始賣靖國的國寶了？”

Emperor Yan replied: "Those antiques were given to her by Original Sky Honor, and I can't take them back! Oh! What did she raise so much money for? I'll go and take a look. You follow me and update the records of the treasure pavilion."

Yan Emperor (Turquoise Emperor) jokingly asked Queen Stone Jetty (Goldthread Pan): "What happened? Why did you start selling Jing's national treasures?"

石磯娘娘假裝尷尬地回答：“說來慚愧！我這個靖國的王后和財政部長可真失職。我們的靖國政府（少林寺地區靖王的封地，靖安鄉政府）在五年之前成立了。我居然不知道。幾個月前，他們來向我要錢修路，我把他們趕出去了。”

炎帝大笑着問：“大喜事！靖國有常駐人口了。現在你們靖國有多少人？”

石磯娘娘回答：“我聽靖王說的，現在那裡有四千常住人口。不過人口數增長的很快，四年前是三百人。”

Queen Stone Jetty pretended to be embarrassed and replied: "I am ashamed to say that I, the Queen of Jing Country and the Minister of Finance, have failed in my duties. Our Jing government (Jing'an Township Government) was established five years ago. I didn't even know about it. A few months ago, they came to me to ask for money to build roads, and I drove them out."

Emperor Yan laughed and asked, "Great news! Jing Country now has a permanent population. How many people are there in Jing Country now?"

Queen Stone Jetty replied, "I heard from King Jing that there are now 4,000 permanent residents there. But the population is growing very fast. Four years ago, there were 300 people."

2.9.8.2-3 華國的黃金儲備 Hua's Gold Reserves

炎帝笑着問：“你在華國的國庫里有20多噸黃金呢！你怎麼不取？”

石磯娘娘愣了一下，回答：“那黃金是華國的黃金儲備，你不知道嗎？”

炎帝也愣住了，叨咕：“我真的不知道！”

Emperor Yan smiled and asked, "You have more than 20 tons of gold in the treasury of Hua! Why don't you take it?"

Queen Stone Jetty was stunned for a moment and replied, "That gold is Hua's gold reserve, don't you know?"

Emperor Yan was also stunned, muttering: "I really don't know!"

石磯娘娘說：“可能是靖王以為你知道呢，就沒跟你說。那黃金源自60年前，咱爺爺鄧國公給華國作為黃金儲備的貸款。那時的貸款利率很高，是6.5%。隨後咱爹禮敬公當財政部長的時候，他又放進去了一部分黃金，降低了利率。進行財政制度改革後，各大軍區和許多政府部門找私人會計公司幫忙。不久之後，媽祖的會計公司贏得了為政府做預算和決算的生意。元始天尊樂見其成，因為交給一個會計公司，使各大軍區等重要預算支出部門之間進行溝通。也就是說以前有三十來年華國的預算和決算是由媽祖來管理的。咱爹禮敬公過世後，國庫黃金儲備還是那麼多，但黃金的噸數已經是很大的數字了。媽祖就重新算賬了，她把黃金儲備設置在了20噸。在不使用那批黃金的情況下，利率是0.9%，使用時的利率是6.5%。就這樣，華國每年向媽祖支付18公斤的黃金作為報酬。原始天尊每年都給媽祖送禮。媽祖就把那些禮物換算成了18公斤黃金，把華國支付給媽祖的國庫儲備黃金的利息抹掉了。”

Queen Stone Jetty said: "Maybe King Jing thought you knew it, so he didn't tell you. The gold came from the loan that our grandfather, Publican of State Deng, gave to Hua as a gold reserve 60 years ago. The loan interest rate was very high at that time, 6.5%. Later, when our father, Publican of Etiquette Salutation, was the Minister of Finance, he put in some gold and lowered the interest rate. After the financial system reform, major military regions and many government departments sought help from private accounting companies. Soon after, Mazu's accounting company won the business of doing budget and final accounts for the government. Original Sky Honor was happy to see it, because handing it over to an accounting company would enable communication between major military regions and other important budget expenditure departments. For more than 30 years, Hua's budget and final accounts were managed by Mazu. After our father Publican of Etiquette Salutation passed away, the national treasury gold reserves were still the same, but the tonnage of gold was already a large number. Mazu recalculated the accounts and set the gold reserves at 20 tons. When the gold was not used, the interest rate was 0.9%, and when it was used, the interest rate was 6.5%. In this way, Hua paid Mazu 18 kilograms of gold every year as a reward. Original Sky Honor gave Mazu gifts every year. Mazu converted those gifts into 18 kilograms of gold and wiped out the interest on the national treasury gold reserves that Hua paid to Mazu. "

炎帝問：“媽祖過世後，她的那家會計公司現在在哪裡？”

石磯娘娘回答：“那家公司就被改編到財政部了。現在財政部裡面的人大部分是以前媽祖的手下。”

炎帝說：“那你把那批儲備黃金近幾年的幾萬兩白銀的利息提取出來，啟動建設靖國道路橋梁工程的啟動資金就夠了。靖國神社（即少林寺）是鄧家和孫家的祖廟，也是我們華國第一等的國家工程。但現在我欠了很多貸款，可能沒能力給你撥款了。你知道，幾年後，中華帝國政府就成立了，我們華國政府就升級為西天政府（天國政府）了，不再管理塵世間的事了。”

Emperor Yan asked: "After Mazu passed away, where is her accounting company now?"

Queen Stone Jetty replied: "The company was reorganized into the Ministry of Finance. Most of the people in the Ministry of Finance now are Mazu's former subordinates."

Emperor Yan said: "Then you can extract the interest of tens of thousands of taels of silver from the reserve gold in recent years, and it will be enough to start the construction of the Jing Country Roads and Bridges Project. The Jing Country Temple (aka. Shaolin Temple, Yasukuni Shrine) is the ancestral temple of the Deng and Sun families, and it is also the first-class national project of our country. But now I owe a lot of loans and may not be able to allocate funds to you. You know, in a few years, Zhonghua Empire (modern called as China) Government will be established, and our Hua government will be upgraded to Western Sky Government (Government of Heaven) and will no longer manage affairs in mundane world."

石磯娘娘回答：“您有這個心意我就滿足了。”

炎帝說：“我保證，我去參加瑤池博覽會回來後，就會去少林寺捐燈油。”

石磯娘娘說：“多謝了！有您帶頭捐款，華國的許多王公貴族會捐款。我有信心把少林寺建設成為中華帝國的寶蓮燈傳燈中心。”

Queen Stone Jetty replied, “I am satisfied with your intention.”

Emperor Yan said, “I promise that after I return from the Yaochi Expo, I will go to donate lamp oil to Shaolin Temple.”

Queen Stone Jetty replied, “Thank you very much! With you taking the lead in donating, many publicans and nobles of Hua will donate as well. I am confident that the Shaolin Temple will be built into the center for passing on the treasury lotus lamp of Zhonghua Empire.”

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