Daddy, how was I born? 

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mom agreed to a download from my hard drive, but we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

'You got Male! '

再附一個我的三歲半的兒子把我逗笑的趣話:

早上兒子醒後自己把睡褲脫掉，還繼續賴在被窩裡不起床。我對他說：“快起來上廁所，不然一會兒尿褲子了。”

 

兒子馬上回答我：“沒有褲子。”