Daddy, how was I born? 

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.  There your mom agreed to a download from my hard drive, but we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 

'You got Male! '

再附一个我的三岁半的儿子把我逗笑的趣话:

早上儿子醒后自己把睡裤脱掉，还继续赖在被窝里不起床。我对他说：“快起来上厕所，不然一会儿尿裤子了。”

 

儿子马上回答我：“没有裤子。”