一天，女嬰和娥黃向堯皇（即熬忖，如圖35）報告了前文舜王（即小龍女，如圖36）和牛郎偷情的事。堯皇忍不住地笑，說：“真熱呀！比三昧真火都熱！”然後她就思考，忽然叨咕：“啊！是這麼回事！”

娥黃問堯皇：“陛下！你想起什麼了？”

One day, Heroine and Beauty Yellow reported to Emperor Yao (also known as Aocun, as shown in Figure 35) the affair between King Shun (also known as Little Dragoness, as shown in Figure 36) and Cowboy. Emperor Yao couldn't help but laugh, saying, “How hot! Hotter than the Samadhi True Fire!” Then she pondered, suddenly muttering, “Ah! So that's how it is!”

Beauty Yellow asked White-king Yao: “Your Majesty! What have you remembered?”

堯皇回答：“咱們的《中華法典》在公元21世紀有個編委。昨天我去那個編輯部的副主編盧岩家去竄門。我不明白他們家的牆上掛着的是什麼東西，就問。盧岩回答， ‘堯姐，這個東西名叫滅火器，挺有用！你走的時候，我送給你一個。’我回答，‘我的東海龍宮（注1）在海底，失火了，我把房頂捅個窟窿，水就進屋了，用不着滅火器！”

White-king Yao replied, "Our ‘Chinese Codex’ has an editorial board in the 21st century CE. Yesterday I dropped by the home of Luyan, the deputy editor-in-chief of that editorial office. I didn't recognize what was hanging on their wall, so I asked. Adam Luyan answered, 'Sister Yao, this thing is called a fire extinguisher—it's quite useful! When you leave, I'll give you one.’ I replied,” My Dragon Palace in the East Sea (Note 1) is underwater. If it catches fire, I just punch a hole in the roof and water floods in—no fire extinguisher needed!"

注1，龍國亦作雲海國，武漢的皇宮在堯皇老家巫山的東面，所以堯皇稱她的武漢皇宮為東海龍宮。

女嬰對娥黃叨咕：“盧岩是我們的後人吶！就算他是萬歲，他也比堯皇小六千多歲，怎麼能叫堯祖姐姐呢！？”

Note 1: The Dragon Kingdom is also known as the Cloud Sea Kingdom. The imperial palace in Wuhan lies east of Mount Wu, the ancestral home of White-king Yao. Hence, White-king Yao referred to her imperial palace in Wuhan as the Dragon Palace of the East Sea.

Heroine muttered to Beauty Yellow, "Luyan is our descendant! Even if he were ten thousand years old, he would still be more than six thousand years younger than Yao Ancestor. How can he call Ancestor Yao 'elder sister'?!"

2 女媧補天計劃 Nuwa Mending Sky Project

堯皇說：“當時盧岩稱呼我為姐姐，我沒注意。我到家後才注意到：他為什麼稱我為姐姐？我想了很長時間才想明白。我們的 ‘女媧造人計劃’ 中還有個 ‘女媧補天計劃。’也就是如果我們的後人造人成功了，而且他們修補我們創造的《中華法典》，我們就承認那位玉女是女媧的後人，也是女媧（注2）。”

White-king Yao said, "At the time, Luyan called me 'elder sister,' but I didn't pay attention. I only noticed it after I got home: why did he call me 'elder sister'? I thought about it for a long time before I understood. Our 'Nuwa Creates Humans Plan' also includes the 'Nuwa Mending Sky Plan.' That is, if our descendants succeed in creating humans, if they repair the 'Chinese Codex' that we created, we will acknowledge that the Jade Girl is a descendant of Nuwa and is also a Nuwa."

注2，現在《中華法典》有三十幾個版本。其中有很多後來的金童和玉女編著的，例如《桃花劫》（參見2.1節）故事的主人公桃花女和常公就編有他們倆版本的《中華法典》。所以，桃花女就是一位補天的女媧（如圖40）；她也就獲得了 “觀音大士” 和 “一生補處”等的榮譽稱號，居住於知足天（如圖11）中的內院。如果讀者想繼續上升，就應該去和她親近，獲得一粒種子（如圖15），亦作《中華法典》的密碼。如果讀者找不到觀音大士，去找劉健君要種子也可以，她是本《中華法典》的主編。

Note 2: There are currently over thirty versions of the “Chinese Codex”. Many of these were compiled by later figures like Gold Boy and Jade Girl, such as Peach Flower Girl and Constant Fair, the protagonists of the story “Peach Flower Catastrophe” (see Section 2.1), who compiled their own versions of the “Chinese Codex”. Therefore, Peach Flower Girl is a Nuwa who mended sky (as shown in Figure 40); she thus received the honorary titles of "Guanyin Great Warrior" and "Whole Life Mending Place” and resided in the inner courtyard of Contentment Sky (as shown in Figure 11). If readers wish to continue ascending, you should draw near to her and obtain a seed (as shown in Figure 15), which also serves as the password for Chinese Codex. If readers cannot locate Guanyin Bodhisattva, they may also request seeds from Eve Liu, who serves as the chief editor of this Chinese Codex.

娥黃問：“這挺好，我們的中華文化壞了，有人修。但這和那個盧岩稱呼您為姐姐有什麼關係？”

堯皇回答：“那個盧岩都已經兩萬多歲了，比我還大一萬歲呢！他是乾塘關劉太歲的女婿，他們太歲一系人練習的那種功夫，擅長生長年齡。你們倆沒聽說過嗎？元始天尊見他們的典兵學院院長劉太歲的時候，像是小學生見了老師似的，畢恭畢敬的！”

Beauty Yellow asked, "That's good; our Chinese culture has been damaged, and someone is repairing it. But what does this have to do with Luyan calling you 'elder sister'?"

White-king Yao replied, "That Luyan is already over 20,000 years old, 10,000 years older than me! He's the son-in-law of Longevity Liu of Dragon-Pond Pass. The Longevity lineage practices a skill that allows them to grow their lifespan. Haven't you two heard? When Primitive Sky Honor met their President of Codex Soldier Academy, Longevity Liu, he was as respectful as a schoolchild meeting their teacher!"

娥黃說：“聽說過，我不相信。”

堯皇說：“二郎神小時候也不信，他就找機會去看了，是真的。”

娥黃問：“你說的這位劉太歲和 ‘女媧補天計劃’有關係嗎？”

Beauty Yellow said, "I've heard of it, but I don't believe it."

White-king Yao replied, “Second Wolf God didn't believe it either when he was young, but he found a chance to see it for himself. It's real.”

Beauty Yellow asked, “Is this Longevity Liu you mentioned connected to the ‘Nuwa Mending Sky Project?’”

堯皇說：“劉太歲的說法是 ‘女媧補天計劃’的實施方案。我舉個例子說，盧岩覺悟後，按照正常來說，他要封他的神父為上帝，也就是玉皇大帝。而現在，盧岩有了另一個選擇，它可以說他的神父是劉太歲。這樣，我的那位張屠戶弟弟的玉皇大帝職位就保住了。盧岩就可以安心地補天（編寫《天書》）了。”

White-king Yao said, "Longevity Liu's theory is the implementation plan for the 'Nuwa's Sky-Repairing Project.' Let me illustrate after Luyan's awakening, conventionally he should have crowned his godfather as God—that is, Turquoise Great Creator. But now Luyan has another choice: he can say his godfather is Longevity Liu. This way, my brother Zhang the Butcher retains his position as Turquoise Great Creator. Luyan can then proceed to mend sky (compile the Sky Book) with peace of mind."

3

堯皇繼續說：“好了，言歸正傳，以後像這樣小龍女和牛郎有私情的事，你們倆可以直接匯報給二郎神。這是他們家裡的事。你們倆可不要參與。這次我跟二郎神說吧，別把他嚇着了。”

White-king Yao continued, “Alright, back to the matter at hand. From now on, if something like this happens again—like Little Dragoness and Cowboy having a secret affair—you two can report it directly to Second Wolf God. It's their family business. You two must not get involved. This time, I'll handle telling Second Wolf God myself. Don't scare him.”

4

女嬰對鵝黃說：“以後有時間，咱倆去看看那位劉太歲，和他交個朋友。咱倆的輩分和威望就都被提高了！”

堯皇說：“見着劉太歲的時候，替我向劉太歲問好！我就不去那裡去當幼兒園的小朋友了！”

女嬰回答：“哎呦！那我們不去了。”

堯皇問：“怎麼改主意了？”

The baby girl said to Beauty Yellow, “Next time we have time, let's go visit that Longevity Liu and make friends with him. Our status and prestige will both go up!”

White-king Yao said, “When you see Longevity Liu, give him my regards! I'm not going there to be a kindergarten kid!”

Heroine replied, “Oh dear! Then we won't go.”

White-king Yao asked, “Why the sudden change of heart?”

女英回答：“您去，您要扮成幼兒園的小朋友；我們倆穿什麼去，應該穿開襠褲了！”

堯皇說：“我不是那個意思。劉太歲的知識水平確實高，我比他差得太多了。我聽說我們中國這地方，平均500年出來一位上帝，而劉太歲幾千年才出現一次。他身體的年齡不是很大，你們倆不必着急去。你們倆是應該去看看，那是千載難逢的福氣！”

Heroine replied, “You go—you'll have to dress up like a kindergarten kid. As for us two, what should we wear? We'd probably have to put on open-crotch pants!”

White-king Yao said, "That's not what I meant. Longevity Liu truly possesses profound knowledge; I fall far short of him. I've heard that in our land of China, a God emerges on average once every 500 years, while Longevity Liu appears only once every several thousand years. His physical age isn't that great, so you two needn't rush to go. You should go and see him—it's a fortune that comes but once in a thousand years!"

5

隨後，二郎神對桑蠶技術開發區實行了免疫管制，對區內所有公民進行了體檢。當然牛郎就被進行了體檢。

Subsequently, Second Wolf God implemented immunization control measures in the sericulture technology development zone and conducted physical examinations on all citizens within the zone. Naturally, Cowboy was among those who underwent the examination.

6

一天，牛郎在做國防部房屋的維修工作。有幾個老兵來看牛郎幹活，忽然一個老兵對另一個老兵說：“聽說XXX地區又抓住兩個養裸蓋菇的。”

另一個老兵問：“為什麼種植裸蓋菇違法？”

那個老兵回答：“在福建海岸種植裸蓋菇不違法。我聽說咱武漢地區不適合種植那種蘑菇。蘑菇的種類千千萬，而且很容易變異。裸蓋菇有毒，能變異成什麼沒人知道，已經出現了許多食用裸蓋菇中毒的案子。到現在都分辨不清是有人故意下毒，還是誤食了混在其中的毒蘑菇。”

One day, Cowboy was doing repairs on a building belonging to the Ministry of National Defense. Two veterans came to watch him work. Suddenly, one veteran said to the other, "I heard that two more people have been arrested in XXX area for cultivating psilocybin mushrooms."

The other veteran asked, "Why is cultivating psilocybin mushrooms illegal?"

The veteran replied, “It’s not illegal to grow Psilocybin mushrooms on the Fujian coast. I heard that the Wuhan area is not suitable for growing that kind of mushroom. There are thousands of kinds of mushrooms, and they mutate very easily. Psilocybin mushrooms are poisonous, and nobody knows what they can mutate into. There have been many cases of poisoning from eating Psilocybin mushrooms, and it is still unclear whether someone deliberately poisoned them or if they accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms mixed in with them.”

一個老兵問：“我聽說二郎神的第三隻眼就是吃了裸蓋菇長出來的，是真的嗎？”

一個老兵回答：“是真的，但是他吃了裸蓋菇後，女媧，靖王，還有玉皇大帝給他講《寶蓮燈》。他也自己練氣功。到現在他還是常抱怨他的天眼有許多東西看不清。所以他下令了，要學《寶蓮燈》去少林寺學。少林寺是中國指定的寶蓮燈傳播中心。要養裸蓋菇去沿海地區養，那裡的氣候適合。”

牛郎聽後，在夜間他悄悄地把他養蘑菇的井填上了。

An old soldier asked, “I heard that Second Wolf God's third eye grew after he ate Psilocybin mushrooms. Is that true?”

Another veteran replied, "It's true. But after eating the mushroom, Nuwa, Jing King, and Turquoise Great Creator taught him the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”. He also practiced meditation himself. Even now, he often complains that his Celestial eye still can't see many things clearly. So, he issued an order: to learn the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”, go to Shaolin Temple. Shaolin Temple is China's designated center for spreading the “Treasury Lotus Lamp”. To cultivate Psilocybin mushrooms, go to coastal areas—the climate there is suitable."

After hearing this, Cowboy quietly filled in the well where he cultivated mushrooms during the night.

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