最近的话题挺沉重。看看笑话，笑一笑吧。
大儿子的作品：
- What did the candle say to the flame?
Stop it, you are making me sweat.
- What did broom say to the handle?
Stop dragging me around。
- I went to our family doctor, Dr. Narts, with my younger brother. He has been learning reading lately and likes to read everything he sees out loud. When he saw our doctor\'s name tag, he said in a puzzled voice: \"Drive Greg nuts?\" And sure enough, our doctor\'s name tag is: \"Dr. Greg Narts\".
小儿子的作品：
- Why did the rat jump into the bath tub?
Because he wanted to be squeaky clean.
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