昨天我們一家開車去吃飯，大兒子（十一歲）和小兒子（七歲）坐在後座。

下面是他們的一段對話。

小兒： “哥哥，after we grow up, will we go to MacDonald’s together? ”

大兒：“Sure, we will drive my car. ”

“Could we let your wife drive it so that you and I could sit in the back together?”

“No, I will be driving the car. Why would I let my wife drive the car?”

“But I don’t want to sit together with your wife.”

“You won’t, my wife will sit next to the driver.”

“What? You want to let me sit in the back by myself?” 小兒子大叫。

“What! Maybe you will have a wife too!”

我和老公在前面整個聽暈了。