昨天我们一家开车去吃饭，大儿子（十一岁）和小儿子（七岁）坐在后座。

下面是他们的一段对话。

小儿： “哥哥，after we grow up, will we go to MacDonald’s together? ”

大儿：“Sure, we will drive my car. ”

“Could we let your wife drive it so that you and I could sit in the back together?”

“No, I will be driving the car. Why would I let my wife drive the car?”

“But I don’t want to sit together with your wife.”

“You won’t, my wife will sit next to the driver.”

“What? You want to let me sit in the back by myself?” 小儿子大叫。

“What! Maybe you will have a wife too!”

我和老公在前面整个听晕了。