佐治亞州有一位老農夫，擁有一個很大的農莊，已經好幾年了。

  農莊的後面有一個很大的池塘，邊上有野餐桌；有一個可以玩擲馬蹄鐵遊戲的場子，還有一個籃球場。池塘在挖建的時候，修整了它的形狀，添加了一些必需的東西，準備用來游泳。

  一天的傍晚，老農夫決定到池塘邊去走走，他已經有一陣子沒去看看了。

  當他快走近池塘時，遠遠聽到那邊傳來一陣陣的叫嚷聲和笑鬧聲。待他走得更近些，他看到一群年輕的女子正在他的池塘里裸泳。當他設法讓這些女子注意到他的到來後，女孩子們一下子游到了池塘的深處。其中一個妮子衝着他大聲叫到: “你走開，我們才會出來！”

  老農夫答到: “我到這兒來，不是來看你們裸泳的，也不是想讓你們光着身子出來。”

  “我是來這兒餵鱷魚的”。

一一 歲月、閱歷和狡黠將永遠會勝過年輕和激情！

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An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looked it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 

As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

"I'm here to feed the ALLIGATOR."

Moral: Old age, experience, and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time!