女兒給我做了一個很美的slide show慶生，背景音樂是周杰倫那小眯縫眼的。也不知為何，女兒特飯那小子。俺說流行歌曲給你聽張學友，張國榮的，那才叫個好聽。周杰倫吐字不清，他的歌俺聽半天，也聽不明白說啥呢。女兒不賣賬：你飯的偶像都這麼老，哪有Jay Chow 迷人啊。唉。。。

在含混的Jan式音樂伴奏中，是一連串她精心挑選的家庭照片秀。間歇着，從各個角落，以各種方式，跳蹦出各式狀態的文字。不大不小的Teenager，用不完的energy，超嫉妒地說。。。

轉錄下來作個紀念 (洋文是她的，中文是老媽的讀後感)：

Why do we love you so?
Too many reasons to count...
But we shall attempt anyway!!
(開頭還行，一看就是馬屁貼，但誰不愛馬屁呢？看你怎麼拍下去！)

You are...
      Considerate
      Sweet
      Cute
      Huggable (*Squeals* I love hugging you!!) (嗯，有點創意)
      Funny (even if you don\'t get my jokes. ^_^) (7，你那叫幽默？！)
      Understanding (us girls stick together foreva!) (該把你整去做spelling bee！)
      Fun (I mean, just look at all the parties you\'re invited to!) (嘿嘿，每次都拖上你，痛苦吧：)
      Competitive
      Evil (at times, like when you don\'t let me listen to my music. >_<) (原來你都在心裡罵)
      Beautiful (馬屁！)
      Fashionable (The best shopping buddy a girl could have!)
      (嘿嘿，把淘便宜貨忽悠成時髦，俺還真行)
      Enthusiastic
      Loving (you\'ll love your family through anything even if we annoy the hell outta you sometimes. ^^)
      (好像有點句法問題，說不準來着)
     Someone who doesn\'t need too many packs of aspirin (這說到點了，老媽不喜歡藥片)
     Someone who\'s daughter considers you to be a best friend. (真滴？)
     Strict (in a good way..I think.) (如果不加那I think，俺會更開心噢)
     Skilled (at cooking, teaching, tennis, education) (7，沒那兩刷子，哪鎮得住這一大家)
     Hard-working
     Tolerant (heehee it takes someone with real skill to take care of ME!) (你對俺來說是小菜啦)
     Patient (pfft. Look at what you did to XX! It\'s a miracle!) (你弟弟是有點不太好消化)
     Creative (you try to be with you\'re cooking ^^) (被你們給逼滴)
     Fair
     Determined (..to beat me in tennis. *glares*) (看你痛苦，是一件多開心的事啊)
     Ambitious
     Concerning
     Passionate (about everything you do!)
     Intelligent
     Forgiving (it takes someone strong to forgive) (哼，別忽悠，拿C絕不原諒你！)
     Proud
     Sometimes really stubborn (說清楚點，這馬屁有點。。。)
     Easily annoyed (好像開始批判聊。。。)
     Fun to poke. (what? I like to poke you. ) (開始折磨聊。。。)
     Fun to tease. (even though I get blamed a lot for it..) 
     Someone who doesn\'t understand sarcasm. (啥？老媽是白痴？！)
    The one who brought life. (to me and xx that\'s the ultimate gift! ^^)
     (7, 還用你說，當初你老爸就看中俺能生養來着)
    Someone who likes to baby the oldest child. (as long as you don\'t show my baby pictures I\'m fine with that. ^^) (還就喜歡你的BABY 照片，現在三大五粗，擠豆豆，有啥好秀滴？！)

     I want to wrap this up with a conclusion. Ahem. You our mother and I know that this day ( your BIRTHDAY!!!) will come again in another full year and I would just like to let you know that I care about you. You are important to me and engraved forever in my heart. And although you are always suspicious of my motives (非常懷疑滴說), like when I tried to take your picture to draw a portrait, I still love you for who you are. I have only ONE eensy teensy thing to say left...