（by 古狗汪汪）

Solemnly Declare

Yesterday, I admit I was a bloody fool to scare the brain. It was forced, is the result of tremendous pressure and inducement.

I always honest honest, I always serious, I always serious, I have always been loyal Xiang, ....... It is obvious to all, speak louder than words.

So today I solemnly declare that I was not a bloody fool to scare the brain. I would like to give the child, Green, Love, celery mud gifts also forced ah.

I hope honest people to justice, but I an innocence. Look at Wan Hong queen, princess Wando Township, Holmes detective and a minister's leadership, teamwork will be a bloody fool frighten brain arrested.

Injustice ah! ! ! 比窦娥还冤 ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

queen only this

前文链接：

《中英互译笑话接龙（1）：洋中文》
《中英互译笑话接龙(2)感谢引出来的乱子》

 附：女王《郑重声明》原版

郑重声明

昨天俺承认了俺是瞎胡闹吓唬脑。那是被逼无奈，是巨大压力和诱供的结果。

俺一向老实忠厚，俺一向一本正经，俺一向严肃认真，俺一向对龙乡无限忠诚，……。这是有目共睹的，事实胜于雄辩。

所以今天俺郑重声明，俺不是瞎胡闹吓唬脑。俺给谨子、绿岛、Love、芹泥送礼也是迫不得已啊。

望正直的人们为俺主持公道，还俺一个清白。望在莞香女王、莞乡公主、摩斯探长和某大臣的领导下，群策群力将瞎胡闹吓唬脑逮捕归案。

冤啊！！！比窦娥还冤啊！！！！！！！

queen 仅此