A Blonde Story The blonde finds out about his husband’s affair with another woman, and she decides to kill him and herself in a murder-suicide scheme. She puts the gun to her head and says to the husband, “don’t laugh, you are next.” and pulls the trigger. A Married Man’s Problem Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "It is all right Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!" |