In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. （1做什么来娱乐异性？2在大厅里？）

In a dentsit ad inHong Kong:  Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. （不是加个ist就专家啦，denstist）

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and have a good time. （罗马人显然认为Ladies没衣服的时候更开心）

In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: WOuld you like to ride on your own ass? (hard to stay polite when such a question is put on you)