In an Indonesia zoo: Please do not feed the animal.  If you have the suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.  (也就是说，喂动物不行，喂人可以。估计那儿常年饥荒）

In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialized in women and other diseases. （搞女人有专长的就是lady killer, 这种人不少，可也没必要公开吧？“女人”是什么病？）

In an Acapulco hotel:  The manger has personally passed all the water served here. （这家旅馆的水大概是唯一比洛杉矶那家旅馆的还恶心的）