Eviscerate the gift wrap!
Disembowel the turkey!
Decapitate the champagne
And abominate the cake!
Mutilate the Common App
And lacerate the checks and bills
you forgot to pay for days!
Defenestrate the pictures of your exes
And discombobulate your boss's voodoo doll!
Another year has come, to relive the horror
For another three-hundred and sixty-four days and more!
给礼包破肚！
给火鸡开膛！
斩首香槟
憎恶香肠！
刀劈大学申请
撕碎支票帐单
反正已经晚了三天！
滚开，有前男友的照片
扯淡，什么老板的巫毒！
又是一年到来，又得重温恐怖
再过364天，没完！
我家混小召集他部队的新年训话
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