笑译玩笑之语 有人寄来这样的玩笑∶ ******************************************* 世上有两件事很难∶ 一是把自己的思想，装进别人的脑袋， 二是把别人的钱，装进自己的口袋。
前者成功的叫 -- 老师， 後者成功的叫 -- 老板。
两者都成功了的 叫
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***************************** 浅译如下∶ Two tasks on earth which are very difficult to achieve: One, put your own ideas into others’ psyche; Two, put others’ money into your own pocket. The person who succeeds in accomplishing task one is called a “Mentor.” The person who succeeds in accomplishing task two is called a “Manager.” The person who succeeds in accomplishing both tasks well is called a ┅ ┅
┅ ┅ “Madam.” http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/madam | 
