2021-9-19

周四是赎罪日，犹太人的节日，学校里不上课。但是小不点儿学校的校长，在赎罪日的下午，郑重其事地，给每一个学生的每位家长，都送了一封措辞严厉的警告信。说是今年的校园，流行并发现了学生打砸抢：Please read & share this very important and time-sensitive information with your child.

VANDALISM, THEFT, & SCHOOL DISRUPTION: 

•  There is a very destructive craze that is sweeping schools around the country – students take pride (and sometimes video) in stealing objects in school, trashing restrooms, pulling objects off the wall. Unfortunately, some students have begun this destructive practice Just yesterday, students in the boy's bathroom pulled soap dispensers off the wall, stole the dispensers, and clogged the toilets.

•  Students who are caught committing these acts will be suspended and may be immediately exited from school – there will not be any second chances. This is the destruction of school property, theft, and school disruption are all serious violations of the Student Code of Conduct. Please speak to your child about the seriousness of these acts. An announcement will be made at school to emphasize the severity of these actions.

哈，打砸抢和三种人，都是史无前例，耳熟能详，许久不见的名词了。

赶紧问一问小不点儿，说是老师说，真的发现了学校里有同学，偷厕所纸和洗手液回家。高年级的学生，开始竞相耍酷，以说F字为傲。校车椅子的后背上，则昂然刻有，小男生们的生殖器。

正要说积极响应皇帝的召唤，东升西降，东风西渐呢。没成想咱大中华二次文革的余毒，像COVIT-19一样，这么快就悄无声息，转遍了全球，也风行于美利坚的校园。