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20. Brothels this way.
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21. Just don’t go #2

22. Take the elevator

23. Better than tree fiddy

24. Judge not by the color of the park, but by the content of its playground

25. We do happy endings

26. Really really fast food

27. Hermaphrodite crossing

28. For Chneise people

29. Just say neigh.

30. Very “special” snacks

31. DIY Buffet

32. Enjoy your eternal stay!

33. ;)

34. Exit only

35. Put the man in manicure

36. Maaaath
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37. Take them out to dinner first

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1. The water’s great, come on in.

2. Wheelchair accessible highway

3. Why didn’t we get Windows 8?

4. There are no words...

5. Male Massage Specialist

6. If it’s not pee, it’s going right back from where it came from.

7. A mother is a...

8. Fire extinguisher

9. Jerk Chicken

10. Solve all your problems with a swim.

11. Hospital Waiting Room

12. When your kidnappers give you your one call, use it on the cops.

12. I cannot be bothered to translate these squiggly symbols.

14. My love for you burns hot.

15. Disembodied limbs are hostile and will attack without warning.

16. Take ‘em out cleanly and quietly.

17. If McDonald’s can get away with it, so can we

18. Will explode in your mouth and your pants.

19. Please leave toilet undestroyed.

20. Brothels this way.

21. Just don’t go #2

22. Take the elevator

23. Better than tree fiddy

24. Judge not by the color of the park, but by the content of its playground

25. We do happy endings

26. Really really fast food

27. Hermaphrodite crossing

28. For Chneise people

29. Just say neigh.

30. Very “special” snacks

31. DIY Buffet

32. Enjoy your eternal stay!

33. ;)

34. Exit only

35. Put the man in manicure

36. Maaaath

37. Take them out to dinner first
