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川普的“聽力危機”

今天咱們聊點國際八卦——川普和印度記者的“口音大戰”。這事兒可真是讓人哭笑不得，川普居然在記者會上公開表示：“我聽不懂印度口音！”印度網友一聽，立馬炸鍋了，紛紛表示：“川普，你這是耳朵有問題，還是腦子有問題？”

事情是這樣的：印度總理莫迪訪美，雙方開了個聯合記者會。一位印度記者站起來提問，問題還挺嚴肅的，關於一個叫塔赫烏爾·拉納的恐怖分子引渡問題。結果川普一聽，眉頭一皺，直接來了句：“你得大點聲。”

記者心想：“行，那我再大聲點。”結果剛開口，川普又打斷他：“我完全聽不懂你在說什麼，是口音問題，我聽得有點吃力。”

記者還想再試一次，川普直接不給他機會了，轉頭找了另一個記者：“那你來說吧，請。”

印度網友一看這視頻，立馬不幹了，紛紛在社交媒體上開噴。有人說：“川普連基本的英語都聽不懂，這有什麼好奇怪的？”還有人說：“不如把標題改成‘健康警報’：美國總統因聽力問題而失聰。”

最搞笑的是，有人直接懟川普：“那他怎麼聽得懂他老婆說話？”（川普的夫人梅拉尼婭是斯洛文尼亞人，口音也挺重的。）還有人嘲諷：“如果那是個帶着濃重口音的沙特土豪，我敢保證川普一定能聽懂。他就是不想回答這個問題，因為他是個愛抱怨的小慫包。”

川普的“口音歧視”黑歷史

其實，這已經不是川普第一次“聽不懂”外國記者的提問了。早在他第一次當總統的時候，2018年，一位日本記者剛開口：“總統先生，您能告訴我們您如何專注於經濟……”川普立馬打斷：“請問你來自哪裡？”

記者回答：“日本。”川普隨即說道：“好的，幫我向安倍問好。”現場一片笑聲，記者有點懵，但還是禮貌地回答：“好的。”

川普接着說：“我相信他對汽車關稅一定很滿意。請繼續提問。”記者又問：“您如何處理與日本的貿易和經濟問題？”川普直接來了一句：“我不……我真的聽不懂你在說什麼。”

最後，川普還是硬着頭皮回答了一通，但明顯是答非所問。日本網友看了也是哭笑不得：“川普這是選擇性聽力障礙吧？”

阿富汗記者也中招

今年2月，川普又上演了一出“聽不懂”的戲碼。一位阿富汗記者納茲拉·卡里米在白宮新聞發布會上提問：“您對阿富汗人民未來有什麼計劃？您是否會承認塔利班政權？”

川普一聽，直接說：“我有點聽不太懂你的問題，你來自哪裡？”其他記者幫忙回答：“阿富汗。”川普接着說：“其實你的聲音很美，口音也很好聽。唯一的問題是——我聽不懂你在說什麼。但我只能說，祝你好運，和平相處吧。”

阿富汗網友一聽，直接炸了：“川普這是裝傻還是真傻？阿富汗問題這麼重要，他居然聽不懂？”

川普的“口音歧視”背後

川普的這些“聽不懂”事件，背後其實反映了一個更深層次的問題——他對非英語母語者的態度。有人說是他真的聽不懂，也有人說是他故意裝聽不懂，目的就是為了迴避問題。

但不管怎麼說，這種行為確實讓人感到不舒服。我想說一句：川普，你要是真聽不懂，不如找個翻譯；要是裝聽不懂，那就別怪網友們噴你了。

（來源：https://news.creaders.net/us/2025/02/14/2833047.html）

Hello everyone! Today, let’s talk about some international gossip—Trump’s “accent battle” with an Indian reporter. This incident is both hilarious and frustrating. Trump openly admitted during a press conference: “I can’t understand the Indian accent!” Indian netizens immediately exploded, saying, “Trump, is it your ears or your brain that’s the problem?”

Trump’s “Hearing Crisis”

Here’s what happened: Indian Prime Minister Modi visited the U.S., and the two held a joint press conference. An Indian reporter stood up to ask a question, a serious one about the extradition of a terrorist named Tahawwur Rana. Trump listened, frowned, and directly said, “You’ll have to speak up.”

The reporter thought, “Alright, I’ll speak louder.” But as soon as he started, Trump interrupted him again: “I don’t understand what you’re saying. It’s the accent. I’m having a hard time.”

The reporter tried to give it another shot, but Trump didn’t give him a chance. He turned to another reporter and said, “You go ahead, please.”

Indian netizens saw the video and immediately went wild on social media. Some said, “Trump can’t even understand basic English. What’s so surprising about that?” Others said, “How about changing the headline to ‘Health Alert’: U.S. President Going Deaf Due to Hearing Problems.”

The funniest comment was: “Then how does he understand his wife?” (Trump’s wife, Melania, is from Slovenia and has a heavy accent too.) Another person mocked, “If it were a wealthy Saudi with a thick accent, I’m sure Trump would understand. He just didn’t want to answer the question because he’s a whiny little coward.”

Trump’s History of “Accent Discrimination”

Actually, this isn’t the first time Trump has “failed to understand” foreign reporters. Back in 2018, during his first presidency, a Japanese reporter started asking, “Mr. President, can you tell us how you focus on the economy…” Trump immediately interrupted, “Where are you from?”

The reporter answered, “Japan.” Trump then said, “Okay, say hello to Abe for me.” The room burst into laughter, and the reporter was a bit stunned but politely replied, “Okay.”

Trump continued, “I’m sure he’s very happy with the car tariffs. Please go ahead with your question.” The reporter asked, “How will you handle trade and economic issues with Japan?” Trump bluntly said, “I don’t… I really can’t understand what you’re saying.”

In the end, Trump rambled on with an answer, but it was clear he was dodging the question. Japanese netizens were both amused and annoyed: “Is Trump suffering from selective hearing loss?”

Afghan Reporter Also Fell Victim

In February this year, Trump pulled the same “I can’t understand” act again. An Afghan reporter, Nazira Karimi, asked at a White House press conference, “What are your plans for the future of the Afghan people? Will you recognize the Taliban regime?”

Trump listened and directly said, “I’m having a little trouble understanding your question. Where are you from?” Other reporters chimed in, “Afghanistan.” Trump then said, “Actually, your voice is beautiful, and your accent is lovely. The only problem is—I can’t understand what you’re saying. But I can only say, good luck, and peace to you.”

Afghan netizens were furious: “Is Trump pretending to be dumb or is he really dumb? The Afghan issue is so important, and he can’t understand?”

Behind Trump’s “Accent Discrimination”

These “I can’t understand” incidents reveal a deeper issue—Trump’s attitude toward non-native English speakers. Some say he genuinely can’t understand, while others believe he’s pretending to avoid answering tough questions.

Either way, this behavior is uncomfortable to watch. After all, as the U.S. President, if you can’t even show basic respect to international reporters, how can you talk about international cooperation?

Conclusion

Alright, everyone, that’s it for today’s stand-up comedy. We talked about Trump’s “accent discrimination” and the furious reactions from Indian netizens. In the end, I just want to say: Trump, if you really can’t understand, get a translator; if you’re pretending not to understand, don’t blame netizens for roasting you.

After all, the international stage isn’t your backyard. Respect others if you want to earn respect. Alright, see you next time!