導言：
本博主藉助於AI，推出一系列中英對照的【說唱】（Rapping）和中式【脫口秀】帖子，旨在通過新穎有趣的方式，激發年輕一代華人對時政的關注與思考。每段【說唱】後都附有原文，方便對照閱讀。
《紐約時報》等媒體提供了豐富的優質時政內容，既有時效性，又有深度。為了讓更多年輕華人參與到政治討論中，我們可以嘗試多種方式，各顯神通。如果你對這些內容產生共鳴，歡迎轉發支持！

川普的‘話癆’，白宮速記員的噩夢

各位觀眾朋友們，大家好！今天咱們來聊聊美國總統川普，這位老兄啊，真是讓人又愛又恨。你們知道嗎？川普上任第一周，他的發言就超過了8萬個英文單詞！這是什麼概念？比前任總統拜登的首周發言多出了將近6萬字！白宮的速記員都快被他逼瘋了，聽說他們正在考慮增聘人手，專門應對這位“口水多過茶”的總統。

川普的發言風格，那叫一個“連珠炮發”，根本停不下來。就職典禮那天，他就說了22000字，接着去北卡羅來納州和加州的災區，又來了17000字。速記員們紛紛表示：“這活兒沒法幹了！”要知道，拜登在任時，那可是相對安靜的四年，速記員們估計都習慣了悠閒的日子，突然來了個川普，簡直是“從天堂掉進了地獄”。

咱們再來看看數據對比。拜登上任首周，發言2小時36分鐘，用了24259個英文單詞。而川普呢？發言近7小時44分鐘，用了81235個英文單詞！這時間長度，比連續看三部《星球大戰》電影還要長！而且，這字數比莎士比亞的《馬克白》、《哈姆雷特》和《理查三世》加起來還要多！川普這是要跟莎士比亞比文采嗎？

更有趣的是，川普這次上任的發言量，比他八年前第一任期就職時還要多。那時候，他只說了3小時41分鐘，用了33571個英文單詞。看來，川普是越老越能說啊！

所以啊，各位觀眾朋友們，下次你們看到川普在電視上滔滔不絕，別忘了心疼一下那些可憐的速記員。他們可是在跟時間賽跑，跟字數搏鬥啊！好了，今天的脫口秀就到這裡，咱們下期再見！

（來源：https://news.creaders.net/us/2025/02/09/2830877.html ）

Trump’s ‘Talkathon’: The Nightmare of White House Stenographers

Ladies and gentlemen, hello everyone! Today, let’s talk about the U.S. President, Donald Trump. This guy, oh boy, he’s someone you just can’t help but have mixed feelings about. You know what? In his first week in office, Trump’s speeches totaled over 80,000 English words! What does that mean? That’s nearly 60,000 words more than his predecessor, Joe Biden, during his first week! The White House stenographers are practically going insane. Rumor has it they’re considering hiring more staff just to keep up with this “more talk than tea” president.

Trump’s speaking style? It’s like a machine gun—once he starts, he just doesn’t stop. On his inauguration day alone, he delivered 22,000 words. Then, when he visited disaster areas in North Carolina and California, he added another 17,000 words. The stenographers are like, “We can’t do this anymore!” You see, during Biden’s four years in office, it was relatively quiet. The stenographers probably got used to a more relaxed pace, and suddenly, here comes Trump, turning their world upside down.

Now, let’s look at the numbers. In Biden’s first week, he spoke for 2 hours and 36 minutes, using 24,259 English words. And Trump? Nearly 7 hours and 44 minutes, with 81,235 English words! That’s longer than watching all three original Star Wars movies back-to-back! And the word count? It’s more than Shakespeare’s Macbeth, Hamlet, and Richard III combined! Is Trump trying to outdo Shakespeare or something?

What’s even funnier is that Trump’s speech volume this time is way more than during his first inauguration eight years ago. Back then, he only spoke for 3 hours and 41 minutes, using 33,571 English words. It seems like the older he gets, the more he talks!

So, ladies and gentlemen, next time you see Trump rambling on TV, don’t forget to feel a little sorry for those poor stenographers. They’re literally racing against time and battling word counts! Alright, that’s it for today’s stand-up. See you next time!