英語幽默段子: When your life is in darkness。。。

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him 

to free you from darkness。。。and If you are still 

in darkness。。。Please pay your Electrical bill.

(當你的生活陷入黑暗， 祈禱上帝拯救你出黑暗。 如果還是黑暗， 請付你的電費賬單。)

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, 

You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or 

the wife.

(如果一個男人為老婆開車門，你可以確定一件事：車或者老婆有一樣是新的。)

3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant.

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

(壓力， 緊張和驚慌之間的區別是什麼？

壓力是老婆懷孕了。

緊張是女朋友懷孕了。

驚慌是兩者都懷孕了。)

4. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference 

between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. 

Your friend over there, is also my son, that 

is confidential.

(一個小男孩問父親， 自信和隱私的區別是什麼？

父親說：你是我兒子，我自信。

你朋友在這裡，他也是我兒子，這就是隱私。)

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