英语幽默段子: When your life is in darkness。。。

1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him 

to free you from darkness。。。and If you are still 

in darkness。。。Please pay your Electrical bill.

(当你的生活陷入黑暗， 祈祷上帝拯救你出黑暗。 如果还是黑暗， 请付你的电费账单。)

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, 

You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or 

the wife.

(如果一个男人为老婆开车门，你可以确定一件事：车或者老婆有一样是新的。)

3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant.

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

(压力， 紧张和惊慌之间的区别是什么？

压力是老婆怀孕了。

紧张是女朋友怀孕了。

惊慌是两者都怀孕了。)

4. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference 

between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. 

Your friend over there, is also my son, that 

is confidential.

(一个小男孩问父亲， 自信和隐私的区别是什么？

父亲说：你是我儿子，我自信。

你朋友在这里，他也是我儿子，这就是隐私。)

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