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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he

visits Washington and meets President Barack Obama ...

The instructor told Prime Minister Mori, "When you shake hand with President

Obama, please say 'How are you?' Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and

you?' Now, you should say 'Me too.' Afterwards, we translators will do the work for

you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is ...

When Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said  ' Who are you? ' (instead of 'How are

you?').

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 'Well, I'm

Michelle's husband, ha-ha ...'

Then Mori replied, 'Me too, ha-ha ....'

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

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Daughter:

"Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long

chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months

of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."

Father:

"Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on

Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay"

媳妇买了只狗🐶 ，没事干就拿着人民币💰让狗闻。
老公感觉很奇怪，就问：“老婆，你这是干嘛，让狗去给你大马路上捡钱？”
媳妇神秘的一笑：“以后你就知道了！”
几星期后，老公的私房钱不见了！
不说了，说多了都是泪

首长到某部队视察，战士列队欢迎。

首长站在敞篷车上边向战士们挥手边喊道：“同志们好！”

“首长好！”

“同志们辛苦了！”

“首长辛苦！”

……

首长停了会儿正愁找不着下词儿，突然发现许多战士们被晒得很黑，于是大松一口气喊道：“同志们晒黑了！”

战士们被这突如其来的“平易近人”弄蒙了……

突然，队伍里爆发出震耳欲聋的喊声：“首长更黑！”